Vegas 2k10 – BPE

June 30th, 2010 Josh No comments

This is the bullet point edition of my most recent Vegas trip.  I may expand on these later (such as adding pics and video) for a more in depth post, but for now these will have to do.  For fun at the end of each day I listed my total level of degeneracy for the trip.

Saturday (June 19th)

  • Late Afternoon flight with a stop in Phoenix
  • Spotted Steelers team plane
  • First class is great
  • Check in at Ballys, nice room
  • Good 5/10 game Saturday night @ Rio
  • End of Day Degeneracy Level (EDDL) – 2.4

Sunday

  • Watch World Cup @ Bally’s
  • SNG @ Rio – Chop it up
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Dinner with Clay
  • EDDL – 2.4

Monday

  • Event 39 $1500 Shootout
  • Sick Table Draw
  • Out 4th at table, losing with AK to AQ AIPF for chiplead
  • Event 40 $2500 Razz
  • Good table draw
  • Dwan’s buddy and a 75k prop bet
  • My shoulder is famous!
  • When table breaks with level and 1/2 to go, I’m chip leader of table
  • Moved to table with Jerry Buss, avoided pro heavy tables
  • Make it to Day 2
  • Check out the HORSE Final table that Ivey wins
  • EDDL – 3.3

Tuesday

  • Move to Whoopi Goldberg suite at PH, 2751.
  • Table redraw is decent, but very card dead first level
  • Table break, end up at pro heavy table
  • Made 8543A on 5th gets cracked in huge pot by a guy calling me down with J7Q showing for running perfect cards to make a 75 and cripple me
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Stock the room fridge with drinks & relax
  • EDDL – 3.8

Wednesday

  • Dustin shows up
  • Pai Gow @ Aria
  • Lunch @ Skybox
  • Walking the strip
  • Watch CWS game, see great comeback by TCU
  • PF Changs with Jersey & Dustin
  • 25-1 on my 6 card Pai Gow Bet
  • Exploding fist pounds from old asian woman dealer
  • EDDL – 4.4

Thursday

  • Stand in line for almost 2 hours to pick up my new phone
  • Told Scott about my dad being dead, got invited to breakfast
  • Two shots before breakfast
  • Earl of Sandwich w/Dustin, Jersey, Spice, Nik, Ang, Scott
  • 3 card – I need a fin…
  • Baby Pai Gow w/10 min drink service
  • Spinning w/Spice
  • Nik lost her purse, but got it back
  • I lost a coin flip for dinner
  • Back to Room to change for dinner
  • Meet up with Vold & Ass (not sure if I like this nickname combo, might have to change this) for dinner @ Lavo
  • Amazing meal
  • More Spinning
  • Leprechauns!
  • Watch Vold play blackjack and call it a night
  • EDDL – 5.8

Friday

  • Breakfast at PH Coffee Shop
  • Quick Spinning
  • Shopping on the strip
  • Prop bets w/Henry on clothing prices and other things
  • Lemon Sorbet
  • Over/Under Rolex’s
  • Shoe wench (The video is too large)
  • Ellis Island for cheap food
  • Credit Card Roulette for dinner checks
  • Spinning
  • Henry provides crap lessons
  • Ozzy rolls like Usain Bolt runs
  • No Karaoke (thank you busy shitty casino!)
  • Aria w/Vold & Ass, Henry & Justin, Spicey & myself.
  • Shady’s back, back again…
  • Henry gets intoxicated and awesomely obnoxious
  • Dustin, Spice and I meet a loud hooker on the way back to PH
  • Bed time…
  • EDDL 6.9

Saturday

  • PH Coffee shop again
  • Head to the Cabana @ Venetian
  • “Easy there GAP guy”
  • World Cup emotional roller coaster
  • Crazy prop betting
  • Back to Spinning
  • Back to PH to get dressed for dinner
  • Limo to pick up Henry and to the Palms
  • Little Budda (epic fail on the lack of group pic, this is the best we got)
  • Run around and get changed
  • Meet at Flamingo but end up gambling at Bills
  • 3 Card & Pai Gow
  • Walk back to PH
  • EDDL 8.7

Sunday

  • Dustin with the ninja exit (I totally didn’t get in a joke about Dustin’s mom, well played sir)
  • Mexican Breakfast by a stripper pole
  • Blue Adidas
  • Gun club
  • Crazy Limo Argument
  • Fancy Paris burger place that isn’t as good as the one at Mandalay Bay
  • Bet on Yankees comeback, sweat it at Bally’s Sportsbook
  • Army 2/4 mix game w/Henry, Scott, Burgandy, Nik, Jersey, Ren, Ozz, Spice and I
  • Spike a 1 outer on Spice for quads, and make a high hand bonus!
  • Vold joins in, Ass watches.
  • Game starts to break, goodbyes are said.
  • Pick up stuff from Plazzo
  • Download Entourage premiere and the G20 Riots
  • Little sleep
  • EDDL – Broke the meter…

Monday (June 28th)

  • Starbucks w/Ren, Oz & Spice
  • Henry pulls ahead in prop bets for the week
  • Limo to airport
  • Goodbyes
  • Delays
  • Home
  • EDDL – Zero (no degeneracy left)

Weird trip for me…  started off okay, became sort of a dissappointment, and was saved at the end.  Total expenses were more than 9k, don’t really care.   Bliss Bubble.

The Hangover

May 24th, 2010 Josh No comments

Just got back from Vegas, and after sleeping all day to recover I’m up at 3am with nothing better to do than write an update.

This trip wasn’t really for  poker, it was to hang out and have fun for a couple days but things didn’t go exactly according to that plan.  We got there Thursday afternoon and hung out at the hotel a bit.  After ordering room service I actually got a bit sick and ended up staying in the first night.  Not the best way to start off a Vegas trip.

Friday Shiva and I went to Aria to check out the poker room and find lunch.  That place is nice, but the poker room isn’t very impressive.  They were preparing for the Million Dollar freeroll that was being hosted Saturday to promote the opening of Ivey’s room.  We decided to look around for food and found a upscale sportsbar called Skybox to eat.  They had a burger on their menu called the Firecracker Burger that  if you finished it you got a free beer.  The waitress went on and on about how hot it was and how everyone who eats it breaks out in a sweat and tears up.  Shiva off course thinks this is great as he is always bitching about how nothing is spicy enough.

So when this burger gets served our waitress stands there to watch his reaction to the first few bites, which he goes through easily.  When he gets done he said he was impressed that it was legitimately hot but he had eaten hotter things before.  The waitress was shocked he wasn’t breaking out in a sweat and that his nose wasn’t running.   As for overall food, I think the burger bar at the Mandalay Bay was better but this wasn’t bad.  Tried a butterscotch pizza for desert which was pretty good though.

Butterscotch Pizza @ Skybox in Aria

After lunch we walked around the strip checking out card rooms to find action.  After checking the Bellagio and Venetian, we ended up at the Wynn were a 5/10 feeder game was just starting.  The thing about the 5/10 games at the Wynn is they are uncapped buy-ins, so there is always someone who buys in really deep.  At our table a young kid bought in for 5k while everyone else was buying in for 1k-1500.  One other guy bought in for 4k, and this became an interesting dynamic later as the young kid lost an all in pot to him with set over set and decided to reload with about 20k so he could cover the table.  I  have no idea why he felt the need to be in the game 2000 big blinds deep when no one else had even 1/2 of that but whatever works for him I guess.

The talk at our table though was prop bets, as this girl sat down to play who had apparently just lost a chocolate eating prop bet for 6k when she couldn’t eat 12 large Hershey’s chocolate bars in an hour.  Turns out that there was a 2+2 thread covering this prop bet while it was going on.  This lead to a bunch of eating prop bets taking place at  the table that kept things entertaining for a while.  I’m not going to detail them all here, because I plan on using some of them later.

The game itself was decent for me.  I doubled up pretty early on, but then lost a big pot when I flopped a set of jacks vs another guys top and bottom pair when we both made full houses on the turn.  I didn’t play a ton of huge pots though and mostly chipped up here and there and ended up winning $2500 (and a candy bar) after 8 hours of play.  By this time it was pretty late, and I headed back to get some sleep.  before she left the girl who lost the prop bet gave me one of her leftover chocolate bars.  How many times do you see  someone sitting at a table with a stack like this?

Yes, the chocolate was in play!

Saturday was going to be my last day in Vegas for this trip since I was flying out at 8am Sunday morning.  Since  Shiva was still passed out when I got up, I got a hold of some other people we came to hang out with (but hadn’t done so to this point) and went to kick it with them.  On the cab ride over to Aria our cab driver was telling us how you shouldn’t get drunk there because they have sensors in the toilets to analyze your urine and alert security if you were drunk.  It’s amazing how silly some  of the local myth’s are in Vegas. We ended up chilling at the Aria pool for a bit which is pretty nice place to relax.  It’s a huge area and they have three pools and some other amenities  though the drinks are way overpriced.

Some of the girls we were with posing at the pool

After getting back from the pool Jake, Souk and I went to Chinatown to have some Korean BBQ while everyone else we were with went to have prime rib someplace.  This was my first time trying Korean BBQ so it was an interesting experience.  We had some ribs and a bunch of side dishes, and I actually liked everything I tried which was a little surprising.   After the meal we ran around looking for some buns from a Asian bakery for some reason, and Jake and I bought a couple bottles to start the night off with before going to a club.

Shiva called and since he was finally getting up at 8pm we swing by to pick him up.  Back at the hotel, a group of about  eight of us started drinking.  We tore through a bottle of Hennessy and Patron in about 40 minutes.  Most of which I was calling Shiva a pussy for because he kept drinking with a chaser while I was tossing back shots faster than they could be poured. A decission and some trash talk I would come to regret later.

Things I learned in the hotel room.

1. MIT grads get tongue piercings with their degrees.

2. Red Bull and tequila don’t mix.

3. Never doubt the intelligence of Asian girls named Marilyn. Oh my god!

I’m not going to explain all of those, but trust me they are absolutely true.

We went out to catch a cab but I stopped that plan and got us a limo instead.  A lot of obnoxious things happened in the limo, of which there are apparently plenty of photos I haven’t seen yet so I may have to update this later with pics.  I remember sitting on the bar in the limo for some reason, and everything else is a bit blurry.  We got to the club and headed in, where we had a table reserved and bottle service was being provided.  We started off with bottles of Grey Goose and Patron.

After this, things got a bit fuzzy for me.  I remember having a conversation with a really hot girl where I mostly just nodded and agreed because I couldn’t understand anything she said, posing for some pics with friends, getting escorted to the bathroom because I was too drunk to stand, and Shiva yelling at me for ordering more bottles which I don’t recall doing at all.  I remember looking around at one point and deciding I needed to leave because I wasn’t feeling well.  I told Shiva to get me back to the hotel, and I remember getting in a cab and him yelling at the driver to take me straight to the hotel and him paying for the cab after I gave him some money for the tab at the club.  I sort of remember walking back through the casino floor to find the elevator.  I also had problems getting to my room because the elevator required you to use your room key to get to your floor, and I couldn’t tell my cards apart so I was sticking every players card I had in trying to find one that worked. Somehow I managed my way back.

I woke up 3 hours later, still drunk, face down on my bed and as far as I could tell everything intact.  Nick was knocking on the door to get me up to catch the shuttle, so I rushed around to get ready while Shiva enjoyed making fun of me my last few minutes for getting so trashed.  At the airport I was filled in on some things I had missed, at was slightly embarrassed about, but hey… it’s Vegas so some of the details have to stay there.

I didn’t notice it before, but on the drive home I realized my jeans had stains on one side of them apparently from whatever I didn’t hold down the night before.  Travis pointed out a stain on my shirt which looked like a nice streak of blood that I also had missed. There was also a small cut on my face which I can’t figure out how it got there though it wasn’t large enough to account for the bloodstain on my shirt.  So while some of the details are still a bit fuzzy, I’m pretty sure I had a lot of fun that last night and I came back home ahead for the trip even though I only played one session.  All in all, fun weekend despite the killer hangover.

Eating is so difficult…

May 6th, 2010 Josh No comments

Took off work early last Friday to head to play some cards in Chicago, or more specifically the Horseshoe in Hammond Indiana.  Got off to a late start when my ride slept in and I had to go break into his apartment (that may be a slight exaggeration) to wake him up and get going.  On the drive there we made a bet that the biggest winner for the weekend had to purchase the last meal.

Six hours later after a fairly uneventful drive we had checked into the Quality Inn and headed up to the casino to find games.  There was a bit of a list for 5/10 NL so I jumped into a 20/40 limit game and played.  I ended up breaking even in the game because after getting up early I tried a bit of a creative play that didn’t work out.  I only played about 30 minutes before getting moved to the 5/10 feeder game.

The game was decent, a couple guys who seemed solid and a few soft players for sure.  I built my stack from 1,000 to 1,400 before I ended up losing a three way all in where I raised and flopped top set and got it in against a made flush and middle set.  I rebought for another thousand and started over.  This time I got my stack to 1400 when the following hand happened.

There was a guy I played with there last time who I knew was a total fish, especially for these stakes who I had been looking to play a hand with.  He opened in first position for $60, and there was a guy to my right who flat called.  I knew the fish didn’t have anything really strong, he made this raise regularly with any two face cards, or suited connectors, occasionally it might be a small pair.  I didn’t worry much about the caller because from what I had seen if he was really strong he would 3 bet there to isolate and play heads up with fishy.  I looked down at a pair of kings and had a decision.  I had been playing really straight forward to this point, and had not tried anything trappy.  I didn’t think a strong 3 bet would get called so I flatted on the button and was looking for a favorable situation post flop.

The flop came AKT, with two spades.  Obviously not the perfect situation but I definitely couldn’t complain.  Fishy lead out for $60 dollars, and he gets called again by the guy on my right.  I decide I with the possible gut shots and spade draws it’s a good time to protect my hand a little, and I raised to $230.  Fishy called and the other player mucked.  Apparently my protection was not warranted as the case K peels on the turn giving me quads.  Fishy checked and I tanked for a second while debating a bet.  I thought my best value was checking letting him think the K scared me.  It worked as he fired $440 dark before the river card came.  The last card was a total blank, a 4 or 6 that was not a spade.  I tanked again for a second and put the rest of my chips in the middle and fishy snap calls me.  He shows QJos for a flopped straight, and starts yelling at me about hitting a 1 outer.  Apparently he can’t read boards or hand values.

That got me up $800 for the night and I crusied along chipping up taking most of my pots uncontested for the rest of the night and booked a $1600 win after about 6 hours of play.

The next day we got up and Shiva decided he wanted Quizno’s, which was fine by me.  So we hop in the car, bring it up on the GPS and there is one 5 miles away.  We drive there and find out the building is vacated.   Shiva is still wanting Quizno’s so we look for the next nearest one.  He says it’s 20 minutes away and I’m just cool with riding along wherever since it was still to early for us to hit the card room.  We get on the interstate and end up in a traffic jam that keeps makes it a hour long drive to get to a fucking Quizno’s.  The best part, by the time we got to the location on the GPS, once again there was no Quizno’s to be found.  I’d like to take this time out to tell Shiva’s Garmin Nuvi GPS to fuck itself.

We had decided that if we got there and we couldn’t find the Quizno’s that we would just pick out of whatever was in the area.  So we found a colorful looking restaurant called Flavor’s.  We had no idea what was going to be inside, but thats where we went anyway.  In the entry way we were greeted by a young cute black girl with a well kept afro who told us it was a soul food restaurant that featured live Jazz music though no one was preforming at the time.   Sounded good to me, so in we went.

Have to say the food was pretty fantastic.  We had a crab meat quisidilla appetizer that was way better than I expected.  The corn bread was hot, fresh and full of flavor.   I ordered the cajun pasta (chicken & sausage) as my main dish and was very happy with it.  The portion was large enough that after appetizers I could only eat about 2/3rds of it.  Pretty happy with our choice of eating establishments we headed back to the Horseshoe.

Saturday wasn’t as good for me in the games.  It started off fine, we were playing a feeder that was never more than 6 handed and I gradually chipped up and was crusing along.  When the table filled up things started working against me and I was happy to escape the main game with my origional starting stack after having to fold QQ preflop to a guy who 4 bet me and showed KK.

The main game was just a series of bad events, but for the most part I avoided disaster getting away from an overpair against a guy who raised and flopped a set.  However I was unable to get anything going my way and by the time we decided to go hit the noodle bar I had lost a little more than 1/2 my buyin. Also during this time I was watching the Blackhawks just play like shit in game one and give up home ice to Vancouver.  At least I wasn’t upset about it as the guy who came in decked out in full Blackhawks gear at the other table.  I didn’t even have to watch the game to know how they were doing since I was getting the general idea based on his reactions.

So we take off and hit the extremely hidden noodle bar, and I order some chicken dish which was lacking much chicken at all and for the price was possibly the worst deals on food I had ever eaten.

At this point I tried to contact a buddy who lives in Chicago to see if he wanted to go out drinking since I knew he would be out watching the Mosley/Mayweather fight.  He said he wasn’t going to be out long so we just ran back to the hotel.  We watched some TV and played online, while wasting time.  I decided not to go back to the card room and get some sleep.   I had booked a mediocre win for the weekend and the Saturday games just were not as juicy as the ones on Friday so I didn’t think it was worth it to go.

We took off Sunday morning early enough that I could get into town for a afternoon BBQ that was planned.  However on the way back we stopped to hit the Nike factory outlet and then we did have a little matter of a bet over dinner to settle, which I had won (or lost) by winning the most money for the weekend.  So we stop in Ankeny  debating Smash Burger or HuHot, and when we saw the new HuHot that’s where Shiva wanted to go.  Unfortunately after parking and walking up to the building, it was clear that they were not open for business yet as it was still being set up so we had to settle on Smash Burger which is not a bad alternate.

I got home in time to make the BBQ a little late, but my timing was good because I got there just after the rain had stopped.  Met my great nephew for the first time since this was the first time my neice had been back here after she moved to Phoenix.  Hung out for a bit and enjoyed the nice weather and company.  Pretty good end to the weekend.

Addendum…

In the few days that passed from when I first wrote this draft to now the downswing at my local room has continued.  Monday I was on my 3rd buy-in when I had a chance to get even getting all in on the turn with top set against bottom set and ran into quads again when my opponenet rivered the one card that beat me.  I’m officially on my largest live downswing ever and its getting a bit fustrating.  I later lost the rest of my stack to the same player 3 handed in a flush over flush situation.  Time to get back to grinding online I suppose.

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FU Variance… and drunken TV?

April 26th, 2010 Josh No comments

It started at the beginning of March…

I was playing 2/5 one normal Thursday and I called a raise with JJ from the small blind, 4 players to the flop which came 422, turn was a J, and I got it all in but ran into quad 2’s.

A week later I raise with AA, flop comes 722, turn was an A, and I lose to quad 2’s again.  Same week, I open with QQ, flop comes TT6, turn is a Q, river J, and I run into quad tens.  That one was real expensive.

Since March first, I’ve ran into quads a total of 12 times.  Seven of which I had top full house on and ended up getting stacked off.  Twice I ran into them by flopping small sets, and someone going runner/runner with just top pair to get there.  In twice I avoided much damage because of scare cards on the board killing the action.  But seriously how often can one person run into quads?  Especially when 11 of the 12 times it was playing live and not online.

In the same time frame, I’ve made quads exactly twice.

The gross part is March was one of my most profitable months ever, despite getting stacked repeatedly with these types of hands.  I’m looking forward to variance evening out.  It’s weird to have a good bottom line for the month and felt like I ran bad for a good portion of time.

So all I have to say is fuck you quads, fuck you in your stupid four asses.

On a lighter note, the benefit of a good month is that I’ve been playing a little less poker this month and instead catching up on some TV shows and relaxing a bit more.   This isn’t one of those cases where I had good results so I can just relax, it’s just a matter of I know this summer I plan on playing a lot, so just slowing down a little before things pick up again.  Also I really like watching the NBA & NHL playoffs so I have several distractions going.

I’ve been watching High Stakes Poker’s new season though there hasn’t been anything worth talking about, but Breaking Bad came back for season three of more meth making escapades of Walt & Jesse.  Unfortunately the story has been a little slow in developing this season, but the characters are still so well done that it’s been worth sticking out a few less dramatic episodes waiting for the good stuff, which seems to be happening on the more recent episodes.  The build up has been pretty good, and hopefully the payoff is worth it.

Speaking of payoffs, last week was the finale of Starz new original series Spartacus: Blood & Sand.  When I first saw the previews it looked like someone was turning the story of Spartacus into a adaptation of 300, which wasn’t the worst idea I had seen hit a television screen.  The first episode was… cheesy for lack of a better word.  However a few episodes in the plot lines started coming together, the characters aside from Spartacus got interesting, and the dialogue was often quite hilarious.  So much so I caught myself saying “by Jupiter’s cock” one day while playing in an online tournament.  I’ve heard the series described as several different things such as a male soap opera or violence porn.  While those are true to some extent it actually over the course of its first season packed more than what the previews or pilot episode promised.  So when it delivered a better storyline, characters, and action than I was expecting it really was a fun season to watch.

It’s odd how drasticly different those shows are yet I still realy enjoyed them both.  Spartacus is like a shot of good teqilla, it goes down smooth, hits you quick, and keeps you on your toes or knocks you on your ass.  Breaking Bad is more like a old red wine.  It needs to aerate a bit before you can understand the depth of it’s subtle flavors.  Different tastes, both excellent.  I’m not sure what type of drink I’d label High Stakes Poker, but my choice would be whatever one gets Gabe Kaplan to shut up and realize he isn’t funny.

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A Week in SoCal

April 4th, 2010 Josh No comments

It was starting to snow pretty heavily as we left for the airport Friday night.  We had a flight to catch at 8:20 that was going to take us where white flakes falling from the skies just wasn’t a possibility.  In a few hours we would be arriving in Los Angeles, where warm weather and new places to play cards awaited.

Unfortunately thanks to the previously mentioned poor weather our flight wasn’t getting off the ground in a hurry.  Shiva was busy enjoying the book he picked up in the airport based on my recommendation… I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell.  As usual my idea proved brilliant as throughout the flight about every three minutes he would close the book and be laughing so hard to himself that he was shaking our row of seats.

When we finally landed in LA we had to catch a bus over to the car rental place where we rented a 2010 Mustang convertible (pictured below) .  I learned quickly that Shiva can’t tell the difference between a Sebring and a Mustang, which I find hilarious. While we were walking outside to pick it up off the lot we were greeted by beggars asking us to buy them food.  We were planning to hit an In-N-Out burger, but we decided that two homeless guys wouldn’t make the best company and opted to leave them behind.   We drove off to our hotel in Whitter, checked in and headed to In-N-Out.

2010 Mustand Convertable

Our rental for the week

This was the first time I was going to an In-N-Out and I’ve heard nothing but fantastic things.  So my expectations were pretty high going in.  And based on how busy the place was at 1:00 am I was expecting the best burger in existence.  What a huge disappointment that was.  The burger was average at best.  The meat patties are super thin and it takes a double just to get close to the size of a normal burger just about anywhere else, and the meat quality was only slightly better than McDonalds.  And then there was the fries, which are quite possibly the worst fries in existence.  They are dry, and have zero flavoring.  Eating them was about the equivalent of eating the batter drippings from Long John Silvers, just with less flavor.  In-N-Out better hope Culver’s decides not to branch out west and compete with them or they are in trouble.

After just getting some sleep Friday night and avoiding indigestion from overrated burgers, we went over the the Bike to play in the second starting day for the main event of the Winnin’ o’ the Green series they had going.  The weird thing about this tournament besides that it sounded very Irish while being in LA, was they were starting the play each day at 7pm, which was crazy late for a weekend tournament.  While waiting around we saw Sam Simon (of Simpson’s and HSP fame) and Eskimo Clark who had been on a few ESPN poker broadcasts.  We also got the bad news that the bad beat had finally been hit at our local card room, which means 70k neither of us were getting a piece of.  We made a prop bet on the number of entries for day two, I took under the day one total of 307 and was right when the number announced was 289 or so.  The late start times really weighted the entries more toward the first day.

The tournament itself was sort of uneventful.  A few hours into the day I got moved to the same table as Shiva which sucked since we swapped a piece of each others action.  I lasted longer than he did, but eventually my KK ran into QJ all in preflop and he caught a running QQ after a 9 high flop to send me out.  Meanwhile Shiva took a shot at 5/10 and discovered that there was some pretty bad collusion in the game and we decided we would not be returning to the Bike.

Saturday was a bit of a loss for both of us.

That night Shiva found out the Hustler was running a new deep stack tournament series event starting Sunday with a great structure, so we headed over to play that Sunday afternoon.  For the buy-in it was the best structure I had seen.  $200 entry fee, 25k starting stack, 40 minute levels, no insane jumps and a pretty soft field.  They were allowing late registrations so we didn’t show up on time, and because of that we ended up seated at the same table again.  Shiva was table chip leader pretty early on after knocking out two people, but I had to play more creatively for the most part to accumulate chips.

A couple levels in I played a pot where there were several limpers to me on the button.  I decided it was a good squeeze spot regardless of my cards and made healthy raise.  Everyone folded except one player.  The flop came Tc-7c-7s and he checked to me and I put out a continuation bet of about 2/3rds the pot.  At this point I didn’t even know what I had yet because I had only pretended to look and was playing blind.   He called my bet so while he was looking for the turn card I checked my holdings, and discovered I had 54 offsuit.  The turn was a 5h, and he checked to me again.  I thought his range was a big draw of some sort, maybe some ax type of hands who just didn’t want to give up easily,  or a complete monster who was trying to trap me.  Him being on a draw felt like the strongest possibility considering the limp-call preflop.  It also meant I was probably ahead having made a pair on the turn.  I wanted to maintain my aggression in this hand, and fired out about a half pot sized bet which he reluctantly called.  The river was a small red card that didn’t change anything, and he checked again.  I didn’t think there was any value in betting at this point because he wasn’t folding anything that had me beat, so I checked back and he showed me Jc-9c for a missed straight flush draw.  I showed my 54 and took the pot down with two pair.  My tight image was sort of ruined. Shiva got a kick out of it.

I only played one other big hand before the table broke where I flopped top two pair against a guy who flopped the Clay (bottom 2 pair) and I doubled up through him.  Shiva and I were sent to different tables finally, he had about 90k in chips and I was near 50k.   I went card dead for the next 4 hours, though I managed to steal enough blinds to stay even with my stack.  I doubled up in a few key spots to keep me alive and make the money (top 23 paid) and when we got down to playing 2 tables and were getting close to a final table I ran really bad with getting hands or even having spots to steal or try to double.  With the blinds at 10/20k and 3k antes I ended up getting it in on my big blind with A6 against AQ when I had just under 100k in chips left.   I never improved and busted 11th just before the final table.  Twelve hours of play, $500 dollar profit.  Meh…

Went and found Shiva who was playing in a decent 2/5 game, and he had grinded out a nice win so we both headed back to hotel and called it a night with the intention of hitting the Commerce the next day.

Sunday, small win.

The problem with traveling with a guy who plays cards for a living is he has no concept of a normal sleep schedule, so the next day when I got up around noon he was still out and I ended up hitting the Commerce by myself.  I got there and wandered around the high limit area, got a players card, talked to some people about the games and ended up jumping in a 20/40 limit game.  After I was there for 2 hours, Shiva called and wanted me to come pick him up.  I left that game up $1300 in about 2 and 1/2 hours, and picked him up.  We went back and I got back into a 20/40 game while he went to play 5/10 NL.  The Commerce is pretty fantastic about how they treat players.  The menu is expansive, and everything is comped aside from alcoholic beverages which is no big deal.  The first night there I ate some Asian dish with chicken and had some chocolate cake that was fantastic, and left up about 2k on the night.

Monday, nice win.

Tuesday was similar, except that I took a shot at 40/80 while Shiva went off to play 5/10 again.  After a few hours I had doubled my buy in, but then I got coolered in a few hands and decided it was time to jump games because things just were not flowing well for me.  I went over to check on the 5/10 action and Shiva told me there were a few good tables and a couple of bad ones, I ended up getting seated at a bad one.

The table was really tight and there wasn’t much action, so I was playing a little more loosely than I normally do and trying to build pots in position and steal small pots here and there.  One hand I looked down at 88 on the button and raised a few limpers making it $60.  I got called by the small blind and a guy in the 3 seat.  The flop came T-9-7 with two hearts giving me an open ended straight draw along with my pair.  Both of them checked to me and I bet $90, both of them called.  The turn was a 3 that didn’t complete the flush, so when they both checked to me I made it $190.  The small blind tanked for a bit and called, while the guy in the 3 seat got annoyed and mucked unhappily. The river was a 9, making the final board T-9-7-3-9 and the small blind checked to me and I checked back.  He showed me an 8 and said he missed, and I showed him my pair of 8’s and scooped the pot.  The guy in the 3 seat gets furious and tells everyone he mucked J9 and would have made trip 9’s.  This set up my next confrontation with him.

From then on, every pot I played, the 3 seat played.  He was clearly targeting me so I was looking for a spot to play a big pot with him and it didn’t take long to come up.  I picked up pocket aces under the gun and made it $40, the only person that called me was seat 3 from his small blind.  The flop came Jh-7s-3h which is a pretty safe board for my hand.  He checked to me and I bet $65, he called.  The turn was a 7s, pairing the second pair and putting a second possible flush draw out.  This time he lead into me for $140.  I had already decided I was at least calling the bet, but I waited a minute to just reason through his possible holdings and debate raising.  I really thought the 7 was unlikely, and was putting him on a range of hands like JT or J9, a combo draw like a gutterball that just picked up a flush draw, maybe some medium pocket pairs and against me I didn’t think complete air was out of reason.  I also was factoring in this guys irritation with my play from the previous hand and decided that raising wasn’t the best option because since he likely has a worse hand than I did I would get more money letting him lead at me on the river.  About the only river card I absolutely didn’t want to see was a J, so when the Ks peeled off and he shoved all in for $605 more I had to decide if he in fact picked up the backdoor flush.  I ran through his possible holding again and decided that I was good against this guy probably 80% of the time with aces up, and called.  He showed pocket tens, and I stacked his chips.

Tuesday, another nice win.

Wednesday I played a bit more 5/10 during the day and had similar results to Tuesday though no interesting hands came up.  Then I left to go out to visit a pal who lives in Long Beach while Shiva went back to the hotel to get some rest.  My friend took me out to dinner at a BBQ place called Lucille’s which was decent, and then I got a tour of the cities various neighborhoods and tourist attractions.  Even got to see the World Famous VIP record store featured in Snoop’s old video from his debut album.  Overall it was a pretty good time.  I headed back to the Hotel to pick up Shiva, but he was still asleep, so I played a bit online waiting for him to get up, however I ended up passing out too.

Wednesday, another nice win.

I woke up at like 5AM that morning with a message on my phone from Shiva saying he went to the Commerce, so I called him and he said he was in a sick game and to come check it out.  I get there and he is playing a 5/10 NL game with where they decided to ante $10 per hand.  Normally ante’s are 1/3rd the small blind or so which would be a 1-2 dollar ante, so playing with huge antes like this really changed the way the game played.  I got on the list and waited for a seat for about 45 minutes before I could get into the game.  I can’t even explain the way the ante’s changed the play, everyone was getting it in light and looking to gamble, lots of limp reraising and ridiculous bluffing.  The bet sizing was way out of normal proportions because of the inflated pots, and it just made for some insane action.

The cast of characters in the game was interesting too.  Sitting to my left was Steve, a musician who was from New York,  who sounded like he was from Jersey, looked Italian, and lived in Nashville where he claimed to be starting work on his debut album he was just signed for.  He also had a large collection of designer sunglasses with him which he switched between randomly.  He turned out to be one of the biggest trash talkers I’ve ever seen in a poker game.  Then over in seat 6 was Jenny, a cute married Asian girl who was trying to give off the innocent tight player vibe, but after watching her play for a hour it was clear she had some maniacal tendencies.  Next to her was Eddie?, a relatively young Asian professional player.  In seat 8 was Douchy, aptly named by Steve.  It was a middle aged white guy who was clearly the worst player at the table and he never stopped letting us know how bad he was with his running hand commentary.  And then there was some french euro guy in the 9 seat who apparently just had a hard on for Shiva because he didn’t like how loose/aggressive Shiva was.

The table banter was incredibly hilarious, mostly driven by Steve.  Shiva was constantly commenting how this would be a great television table, and he was right.  Steve was constantly asking Jenny to make out with him which made for some uncomfortable moments and and ripping on the guy in seat 8.  “Hey douchy, you gonna call this time?”.  It sounded rude, but Douchy actually was really annoying.  He limped 82 one hand and told the table “I have to limp any two cards because I’m already getting 20-1 so it’s the correct play”.  Basically the guy was a functional retard when it comes to game theory.  So Shiva and I got quite a kick out of Steve going off on the guy every 15 minutes.    Steve however was the guy Shiva and I were making most of our money off in this game.

When I got there Shiva told me about the first hand he played at the table with Steve who had recruited him to play in the game from another table.  Shiva opened in first position for $60 with K9, and Steve was his only caller.  Flop came KQQ with a flush draw, Steve checked, Shiva Bet, Steve check raises, Shiva calls.  Turn was a offsuit 9, Steve leads out, Shiva calls.  The river was a ten that missed the flush, Steve puts Shiva all in for another 1k and Shiva calls.  Steve flips out when Shiva tables his hand and it was good.  This was useful info for me later when I got involved in a big hand with Steve.

For the most part, I the times I had raised to this point had been with hands like AQ, or JT, big connected hands because I wasn’t seeing any pairs.  I picked up AA in the small blind and there were a few limpers and I made it $110 preflop and Steve was the only person to call.  Flop came J76 rainbow, and I bet out $180, and Steve called.  The turn was an 8, and I bet $450ish leaving myself about $650 behind at this point and Steve decided to ship it all in.  I called and the river was a semi scary ten, and he gets frustrated and tells me my over pair is good.  I show aces, he mucks, I scoop a 3k pot and he gives me the “that board is horrible for aces” lecture to which I just agreed and kept stacking.

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

The other funny part about this table was the other 5/10 table had guys making a list asking too get in the game, but one by one they would come over and sit down to see some insane hand play out where some guy make it 300 preflop with A5 and win a 2k pot and decide they couldn’t handle the swings, so they would get up and leave shaking their head.

When the day time floor staff got there, they killed our game saying we couldn’t use ante’s because of some jackpot rules, so after the table had been doing this for 5-6 hours they ended it and the game immediately broke.

We came back later in the day for another short 5/10 session where I finally booked a small loss in a cash game there, but it was only 1/3rd of a buy-in so no big deal.  Later that night I played a $501r1a tournament on Stars that I cashed in and finished up another good day.

Thursday, more nice winning.

Friday I slept in and relaxed while Shiva went to take a shot at 10/20 NL at the commerce.  When he got back we headed out to the airport and flew home.  Overall, great week money wise for both of us on the trip, and definitely a place we will both be coming back to play again.  If I didn’t already have two trips to Vegas planned for this year I’d probably be planing a trip back already.

Fighting and Drinking, must be an Irish Holiday.

March 17th, 2010 Josh No comments

Last night was the only time this week I was going to get to hang out with my kids before I head to LA on Friday, so I called their mother and made arrangements to pick them up and spend the night with them.  Being the dumbass she is, she decided she would tell the kids that I would take them to this place called Incredible Pizza.  If your not familiar with Incredible Pizza it’s basically Chucky Cheese on crack.  They have a pizza buffet and a bunch of arcade games along with stuff like miniature golf and bumper cars.  As a kid I loved places like this, as a parent I hate them more than I can possibly put into words.  Unfortunately for me the instant I pick up Amara it’s all she is talking about, and I have a hard time saying no when I’m not going to see her for over a week.

So I get suckered into taking them to this place, but I was hoping that with it being Tuesday night it wouldn’t be that busy.  Oh hey… it’s spring break, so the place is packed like it would be on a weekend when the kids don’t have school the next day.  The best part is that it’s also white trash Tuesday, because they have some 12 dollar game card that gets you a pass to play a certain list of games all night for free which seemed convenient, so I got one for each of them.  I realized how bad this deal was once we hit the pizza buffet.  The lines were ridiculous and I was surrounded by obnoxious smelly people who look like they just got done shopping at Walmart.  In fact, I was instantly put into a state of mind similar to what happens when I walk into Walmart. Not good…

The pizza was horrible and everything else in the buffet just looked scary.  This place made Cici’s pizza look like the buffet at the Bellagio.  After managing to swallow a little bit of this cardboard textured ass flavored pizza they were ready to go play.

So first they wanted to play mini glow in the dark golf, which was alright other than having to wait about 10 minutes at each hole because the place was so packed.  Then they wanted to ride bumper cars, and luckily for us the line wasn’t long so they got to do that quickly.  Then we start looking around at the other games they can play on the list and we walk past this video game ride called Typhoon that you sit on and it simulates a ride on a various things like airplanes and roller coasters with air blowing in your face from fans and the seats bounce all over the place.  Since this is one of the rides that’s part of the 12 dollar play card it has a bunch of kids around it waiting to go on it.  One of the kids sitting there makes the observation that it would be easier to sort out who goes next if everyone gets in a line, and everyone sort of files into a line behind the machine, my kids were second in line.

So after the line is formed this little kid who was probably five or so walks up to the side of the ride, and starts watching.  He calls his bother over and his mom comes wandering along too.  When the ride ends the two kids who are on it go to get off and this new little kid tries to jump on skipping the line.  The kids whose turn it was speak up and say it’s their turn and this lady pulls her kids back and tell them “You can go next” to which I interject “excuse me, the line is here, you need to get in it”  and she responds “who decided that?” and I just look at the line of 8-10 kids behind the ride while trying to not come across like a complete asshole even though I could feel my anger about to boil over at this obnoxious bitch and I say “Probably the ones who have been here waiting longer than you”.  She tells me “Well we have been here waiting”.  I laugh at her and say “I just watched you and your kids walk up here a minute ago while all these other kids have been waiting at least ten minutes” and her brilliant response was “Well what about my kids?”

Now I was pissed.

This doesn’t happen all that often to me, but the mixture of animosity toward this  over sized shit hole of “family entertainment” while being surrounded my annoying people was wearing on my patience.  Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children, so what followed wasn’t exactly the best example of conflict resolution.  I said “Seriously, don’t be a bitch”.  Her jaw dropped and she turned around and started complaining about me to her friend who had as much business wearing leg warmers as Jabba the Hut has of wearing a thong.  So Jalen asks me if they are going to get to go next and I’m talking to him about it when I feel a tap on my shoulder.  I turn my head upward and looking up at a guy who is just about my height, and probably about 220-230.  He leans into me and kind of pushes me with his shoulder and says “I heard you got something to say about my wife, why don’t you say it to me”.

Now I got excited.

Anger turned to anticipation.  I wanted to piss this guy off.  I stood up completely where I was now clearly a little taller than him and stepped into him pressing backwards.  Speaking quite a bit louder than the hushed tone he used I said “You mean that ugly bitch over there?” and nodded toward his woman.  He stumbled back a little bit and a hint of a smirk crossed my face.  He got back in my face and said “I don’t like your attitude” and I responded with “If your bitch had taught your kids any type of manners I wouldn’t have an attitude”.  He says “Call her a bitch again and I’m going to do something about it” and I responded “If you want to take this outside we can, but you better bring your bitch and kids to scrape your ass off the curb when I get done stomping your fucking face into it”… not the nicest thing I’ve ever said to anyone, but I really wasn’t in the mood to be messed with and it more than got my point across.  He took a step back and held his hands up and said something about me needing to chill out in front of the kids though I don’t recall what it was word for word because there was a stupid PA announcement going on that said they were closing shortly.

I proceeded to tell him my kids were next, then the kids in line behind them were next, and if he didn’t like getting in the back of the line like everyone else had to then we were going to have a problem.  He mumbled something as he turned away and walked around to the other side of the machine where he grabbed his oldest kid by the hand and pulled him to the back of the line with his wife in tow complaining about me.  The 11-12 year old kid that was behind Jalen in line said “Thanks for not letting her jump ahead of everyone”.    While my kids took their turn on the ride I just kept staring back and the bitch and her husband.  After they were done we checked the lines for the other things and everything was long so we just ended up leaving.

I’m never going back to that fucking place again.

On a lighter note, today is a good day to drink right? I think that’s exactly what I’ll do after I get off work.  Three days till I’m going back to Cali.  Can’t fucking wait.  I’ll drink to that.


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Purely Poker Related Content

March 15th, 2010 Josh No comments

This month I’ve made a conscious effort to put in more play time online.  I’ve been playing 5/10 up to 15/30 short handed limit on Pokerstars because the games are generally pretty juicy and my bankroll has been on a nice steady incline.  I’ve also jumped from bronzestar to goldstar in the bonus program and am well on my way to the next level.  I’ve and cleared a decent chunk of bonus cash in the process which is nice too.

I was sharing some stats from the last 6000 or so hands I had played out of my poker database with Shiva and he wanted to make a side bet on what my win rate ($/hr) would be over my next 6000 hands using my current stats as a baseline.  So we made a bet that over the next 6000 hands I couldn’t maintain a win rate of over $50 dollars an hour.  The bet is only for $200, but it’s fun that I have a goal now to work toward.  Unfortunately for me my first session of the challenge I ran horribly and am way below where I need to be after about 300 hands.  Glad I have enough time to hopefully tip it back in my favor.

I actually won’t get many hands in over the next two weeks though, since this Friday we are taking off to spend a week in LA.  Not sure exactly what we are going to do while we are there besides play cards, but it will be nice to not have an agenda for the week.

Live poker was pretty good for me last week, I had a couple really nice back to back wins on Thursday and Friday.  It’s a little gross when I realize that in 18 hours of live poker I made as much as I do in two months at my job.  If it wasn’t for variance, I’d already be playing for a living.

Fun hand from my live session Sunday.  Playing 2/5 in a pretty soft game.  I just built my stack up to 1200 when I got all in with AA vs TT, and it held up.  The very next hand I get KK, and this kid who I’ll just call Tard (trust me, it’s appropriate) opens to $35.  Tard is kind of an obnoxious little asshole who has horrible poker fundamentals and comments about how everyone plays every hand, he also has some of the worst eddiquette ever which makes him annoying.  Tard started the hand with $659 in his stack.  I flat call call with my KK (I was setting a trap for him, been trying to for a while because the way he over bets everything post flop) and ODB behind me makes it $130 to go.  ODB started the hand with just over $300.  Tard tanks, and flats the raise, I reraise to $400 which is instantly called by ODB and Tard goes into the tank.  I was trying to imagine his though process, I’m sure it was something like “I bet he is just isolating ODB with something like AJ off suit so I better commit 2/3rds of my chips here and see what happens.”  The flop comes 9 high with 3 clubs, and Tard has a money spaz moment trying to shove in his last $259.  I isnta call and the dealer tosses out the next two cards.  Turn was a J, river was a club, and Tard shows AcKd for the nut flush he finally hit.  One of the other players and I share a pretty good laugh about how poorly he played AK and Tard got all defensive about it saying “I never do that with that hand”… really?  You just did.  Even better the game losses a player or two and now he won’t play 6 handed and he wants to go down to a 1/2 game.  SO a little later at the 1/2 game he check raises the tightest player in the game with a flush draw and gets shoved on, giving himself about 5 to 1 to call, and he sits there and says how he shouldn’t and its a bad call while me and the other player start laughing at him again.  In the spot where he should be snap calling he hesitates, and in the spot where he should clearly be throwing his hand away he commits 2/3rds of his stack without a pair and then shoves it in bad like he has some sort of fold equity.  It’s people like this that make the game profitable.  Even with a big loss to one of the worst players I know, I still booked a win for the day and one of my better live weeks in recent memory.

Hopefully things continue to go pretty well, and on that note here is my obligatory pic of Christina Hendricks…

Side note, shes a natural blond, but I’m okay with that…

Yes please...

Yes please...

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See what had happened…

March 8th, 2010 Josh No comments

So I had a bit of an accident Friday morning, and I made a post on Facebook about getting into a fight with a wall and the floor and losing which prompted many questions about what happened.  Since I’m a bit tired of repeating the story and I’m always up for poking fun at myself I’ll just explain what happened here, with the assistance of my awesome whiteboard and drawing skills.  You bitches better recognize…

So there I was sleeping peacefully on the living room couch Friday morning.  This is normal for me, since I don’t have a television in my room right now and I have trouble sleeping without one going in the background.

Me sleeping on the couch all warm and cozy like

Sleep is pretty awesome!

Eventually my plan of sleeping in till the last possible minute was being foiled by both Travis walking around the living room and my Iphone’s alarm going off to tell me if I don’t get up now I will surely be late.  It’s really very subtle…

Imagine it yelling at you, thats what it was doing!

Imagine it yelling at you, thats what it was doing!

Now I needed to get up, but before I get to that part let me show you the layout of the living room.  Keep in mind this isn’t exactly scale, but you can get the rough idea.  The front of the living room has  42 inch plasma HD television sitting on a steel stand that’s wedged between a corner closet and the stairs going up to the bedrooms.  Please note the sharp pointy corner on the wall by the closet.

Living Room

Living Room

Sorry about the lighting in the pic, I threw this little thing together pretty quick so don’t expect everything to be top notch here.  I’m working with limited materials.

Anyway, what I did after shutting off my alarm was stand up by the right side of the couch really fast because I realized I had like two minutes to get ready and leave or I was going to be late.  I felt a bit light headed when I stood up, and the last thing I remember is going to take a step forward… then everything went black.  There was a huge noise, Travis came running into the living room from the kitchen (note his bald spot, I’m all about the details!) to see what just happened.

X was where I stood up

X was where I stood up

Now it doesn’t look like a long distance, but my scale is off.  From where I stood to where I fell was probably 3-4 steps.  I woke back up and looked up at Travis asking if I was alright…

The foggy view as I first regained conciousness

The foggy view as I first regained conciousness

So when I stood up, I blacked out, fell forward taking a few steps to try and keep my balance and falling head first into the corner of pain.  Based on the damage to my face, it appears that the right side of my face hit pretty flush against the corner and just missed the TV stand where I knocked a few blu-ray discs that were hanging off the edge off the rear of the stand.  Then my head bounced on the tile floor and I rolled over onto my back where I regained consciousness.  My response to Travis asking me if I was okay was “How did I get here?” and I was pretty confused and in a lot of pain.

I have a bruise that runs from the top right corner of my head all the way down my cheek, a red burn mark on the same cheek, and somehow I put a really bad bruise on my right earlobe.  My knee was on fire and I discovered that I covered the entire top of my right knee with the worst carpet burn I’ve ever seen.  Later I also discovered a really bad bruise on my left bicep from the fall.  Travis said it sounded like I sprinted across the living room and dove head first into the wall, which is probably about how it happened. I’m really lucky I didn’t get bounced between the corner and the TV stand, or I could have been in much worse shape.

I got up and gimped around to get dressed and get to work on time, where Travis spent time telling everyone what happened and making fun of me for the day.  I got checked out later in the day at a walk in clinic and the doctor told me it was probably just a momentary low blood pressure issue, though I checked out and everything was normal.  She advised me to take my time getting out of bed.  My face is telling me the same thing.  Hopefully I won’t be picking anymore fights with walls & floors.

So to make myself feel better I offer up one last image for this entry, fortunately for everyone this isn’t one that I created on a small whiteboard.  Hot redheads with huge boobs always cheer me up.

Christina Hendricks @ the Oscars

Christina Hendricks @ the Oscars

If you want to see more of her, check out the gallery at What Would Tyler Durden Do.

Until I write again…

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Winter is Officially Coming to HBO

March 3rd, 2010 Josh No comments

I’ve been following the development of the pilot episode of Game of Thrones since it was announced that HBO picked up the rights to the series over two years ago.  For those of you not familiar with the title it is the first book in George RR Martin’s epic fantasy series The Song of Ice & Fire.  The story isn’t your typical high fantasy like so many Lord of the Rings clones, it is filled with a gritty realism found in characters that are not either good or bad, but very human.  The story is graphic, intense, exciting, engaging and fantastical from start to the end of the 4th book (5-7 have yet to be released).  Also the nature of the story telling have always led me to believe an excellent adaptation could be done for either film or television.  The story is far to big for a series of films, and regular television stations aren’t capable of airing the material without severe editing.  Only HBO could possibly pull off this project so it’s official announcement that HBO gave the greenlight to the first season after previewing the pilot episode last month.  I have doubts HBO can put enough of the story of each book into a ten episode season, but I can’t wait to see what they pull off.  I’ll be hoping some fanboy gets a hold of the pilot at HBO and leaks it like the True Blood one was.  HBO did release the first promo shot of the series, which looks to be taken from the prologue of the first book.

gameofthronespromo

If you want to read more about the series check out the link to the side for Winter is Coming, a blog dedicated to the production news on the show.   And if you haven’t read the books, then shame on you.  Get that shit done.

Funny sidenote… I didn’t have my blog bookmarked so I went to do a google search for it, and they following happened thanks to Google’s autocomplete.

googlesearchev

I just want to know why everything that is excessive is bad?  It wouldn’t have been so bad if I was buried under excessive celebration, or excessive cleavage, or excessive sex for golf pros.  Not this site, we are under urine and saliva.  I guess I can tell Kanye what it’s like to wake up to be the shit and the urine.

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Winter Olympics etc…

March 1st, 2010 Josh No comments

So the Winter Olympics are over, and I spent a reasonable amount of time watching them.  Okay that’s not really true… I spent a good amount of time watching curling, hockey, bobsled and speed skating and skipping out on ice dancing and cross country skiing and the other events that suck to watch.

I spent more time watching curling than any other sport.  I’m not even sure what my fascination is.  I know the Canadian mens team has some guys on it who seems to make ridiculous shot after ridiculous shot, but none of their shots are as ridiculous as the pants worn by the team from Norway they faced in the gold medal match.   Ridiculous is the wrong word here, I think I’m going to go with spectacular… yep that’s it, they had spectacular pants.  I think the appeal of curling is that it looks like something anyone could be good at and they could do while drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.  I mean there was a woman competing who was 5 months pregnant so clearly she wasn’t drinking, but that has to be part of the appeal right.  Also, there are lots of good looking women in curling, eye candy never hurts* sports you don’t fully understand.

Can NBC do anything else to prove how poorly run that company is.  First they had the Leno/Conan fiasco, and now with the Olympics  I don’t understand how an action sport like Hockey is left on MSNBC while cross country skiing gets the NBC feed.  The main difference being which one is available in high definition.  Hockey is one of the sporting events that benefits most from an HD feed, because it allows you to follow the puck more closely.  Cross country skiing on the other hand is not dramatically improved by HD.  So fuck you NBC for partially ruining what was a very enjoyable hockey tournament.  As for the tournament itself, it’s pretty clear that the two best teams made it to the final game and played for the gold.  Two things however were disappointing.  First that we couldn’t get a 7 game series between these two teams, because the quality of play and the drama was very high.  Second losing the gold medal game in overtime after beating Canada by two is a little frustrating.  In two games Canada was outscored 7-5 in regulation play on thier home ice, and they had to go to OT to win one of the two games.  As close as that was I find it hilarious the bragging from Canadians about “this is our game!!!”.  If the US ever happens to lose to Canada in a international basketball tournament during the round robin portion and we came back and barely beat them in the medal rounds I think I’ be happy about escaping with a win, not gloating about how great we are.  I will give credit to the Canadian fans who showed appreciation for a few of the US players who put on great performances, very classy showing.

It’s also been reported that the NHL is considering not letting their players play in the Olympics.  Being just a very casual Blackhawk fan I can say that this was some of the most enjoyable hockey I’ve watched in a long time and I think it would be a mistake for the NHL players to not be able to play.   It’s like all star teams that care and try hard, how can that be wrong?

The one thing I can’t stand about the Olympics is the judged events.  There is just something wrong about the scoring systems to me and it makes me lose complete interest when the performance is subjectively scored.  Not to mention some events are just boring, and could use some interesting twists like allowing the crowd to throw snowballs at the competitors.  Just imagine ow crazy some of those speed skating relays would be if they were each allowed a skater to go around and pelt the competition with snowballs.

Also the award for best quote of the Olympics goes to Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset who said this… “”My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. I skied the second lap and I f’d up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f’d up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man.” I have no idea who this guy is, what sport he competes in, or why he feels the need to discuss porn and comment on Tiger Wood’s character, but I like it.

Anyway enough with the Olympics.  I missed work last Friday due to pulling a muscle in my back, and then while heading in for the second half of the day I blew out a tire on my truck and found out I don’t have the proper tools to replace it.  So I missed the whole day and ended up getting picked up by my pal to go see Shutter Island.  What follows is a my brief review (sans spoilers).

Shutter Island is well made as you would expect from a Scorsese film, however I did have a few issues with it.  I think the first 15 minutes of the film tried way to hard to set a mood with background music that was way out of proportion and overly dramatic lighting effects that seemed better meant for a horror film than what this story is about.  The story itself is good, not great, but I thought it was a little predictable.  When I got home after seeing it I actually saw a new preview for the film talking about the “twist ending that leaves audiences in suspense”… I’m just going to go ahead and disagree with that.  This isn’t the Sixth Sense v2.0, but it doesn’t really need a twist to be entertaining.  The acting was pretty solid, the pace was a little slow at times but nothing to complain about.  I do think its a movie people will want to watch a second time to catch a few things they ma have missed, but after that I’d say it has little to no worth as something you can watch repeatedly.

*Ice dancing is an exception, no amount of eye candy makes that shit worth while.

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