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Vegas 2k10 – BPE

June 30th, 2010 Josh No comments

This is the bullet point edition of my most recent Vegas trip.  I may expand on these later (such as adding pics and video) for a more in depth post, but for now these will have to do.  For fun at the end of each day I listed my total level of degeneracy for the trip.

Saturday (June 19th)

  • Late Afternoon flight with a stop in Phoenix
  • Spotted Steelers team plane
  • First class is great
  • Check in at Ballys, nice room
  • Good 5/10 game Saturday night @ Rio
  • End of Day Degeneracy Level (EDDL) – 2.4

Sunday

  • Watch World Cup @ Bally’s
  • SNG @ Rio – Chop it up
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Dinner with Clay
  • EDDL – 2.4

Monday

  • Event 39 $1500 Shootout
  • Sick Table Draw
  • Out 4th at table, losing with AK to AQ AIPF for chiplead
  • Event 40 $2500 Razz
  • Good table draw
  • Dwan’s buddy and a 75k prop bet
  • My shoulder is famous!
  • When table breaks with level and 1/2 to go, I’m chip leader of table
  • Moved to table with Jerry Buss, avoided pro heavy tables
  • Make it to Day 2
  • Check out the HORSE Final table that Ivey wins
  • EDDL – 3.3

Tuesday

  • Move to Whoopi Goldberg suite at PH, 2751.
  • Table redraw is decent, but very card dead first level
  • Table break, end up at pro heavy table
  • Made 8543A on 5th gets cracked in huge pot by a guy calling me down with J7Q showing for running perfect cards to make a 75 and cripple me
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Stock the room fridge with drinks & relax
  • EDDL – 3.8

Wednesday

  • Dustin shows up
  • Pai Gow @ Aria
  • Lunch @ Skybox
  • Walking the strip
  • Watch CWS game, see great comeback by TCU
  • PF Changs with Jersey & Dustin
  • 25-1 on my 6 card Pai Gow Bet
  • Exploding fist pounds from old asian woman dealer
  • EDDL – 4.4

Thursday

  • Stand in line for almost 2 hours to pick up my new phone
  • Told Scott about my dad being dead, got invited to breakfast
  • Two shots before breakfast
  • Earl of Sandwich w/Dustin, Jersey, Spice, Nik, Ang, Scott
  • 3 card – I need a fin…
  • Baby Pai Gow w/10 min drink service
  • Spinning w/Spice
  • Nik lost her purse, but got it back
  • I lost a coin flip for dinner
  • Back to Room to change for dinner
  • Meet up with Vold & Ass (not sure if I like this nickname combo, might have to change this) for dinner @ Lavo
  • Amazing meal
  • More Spinning
  • Leprechauns!
  • Watch Vold play blackjack and call it a night
  • EDDL – 5.8

Friday

  • Breakfast at PH Coffee Shop
  • Quick Spinning
  • Shopping on the strip
  • Prop bets w/Henry on clothing prices and other things
  • Lemon Sorbet
  • Over/Under Rolex’s
  • Shoe wench (The video is too large)
  • Ellis Island for cheap food
  • Credit Card Roulette for dinner checks
  • Spinning
  • Henry provides crap lessons
  • Ozzy rolls like Usain Bolt runs
  • No Karaoke (thank you busy shitty casino!)
  • Aria w/Vold & Ass, Henry & Justin, Spicey & myself.
  • Shady’s back, back again…
  • Henry gets intoxicated and awesomely obnoxious
  • Dustin, Spice and I meet a loud hooker on the way back to PH
  • Bed time…
  • EDDL 6.9

Saturday

  • PH Coffee shop again
  • Head to the Cabana @ Venetian
  • “Easy there GAP guy”
  • World Cup emotional roller coaster
  • Crazy prop betting
  • Back to Spinning
  • Back to PH to get dressed for dinner
  • Limo to pick up Henry and to the Palms
  • Little Budda (epic fail on the lack of group pic, this is the best we got)
  • Run around and get changed
  • Meet at Flamingo but end up gambling at Bills
  • 3 Card & Pai Gow
  • Walk back to PH
  • EDDL 8.7

Sunday

  • Dustin with the ninja exit (I totally didn’t get in a joke about Dustin’s mom, well played sir)
  • Mexican Breakfast by a stripper pole
  • Blue Adidas
  • Gun club
  • Crazy Limo Argument
  • Fancy Paris burger place that isn’t as good as the one at Mandalay Bay
  • Bet on Yankees comeback, sweat it at Bally’s Sportsbook
  • Army 2/4 mix game w/Henry, Scott, Burgandy, Nik, Jersey, Ren, Ozz, Spice and I
  • Spike a 1 outer on Spice for quads, and make a high hand bonus!
  • Vold joins in, Ass watches.
  • Game starts to break, goodbyes are said.
  • Pick up stuff from Plazzo
  • Download Entourage premiere and the G20 Riots
  • Little sleep
  • EDDL – Broke the meter…

Monday (June 28th)

  • Starbucks w/Ren, Oz & Spice
  • Henry pulls ahead in prop bets for the week
  • Limo to airport
  • Goodbyes
  • Delays
  • Home
  • EDDL – Zero (no degeneracy left)

Weird trip for me…  started off okay, became sort of a dissappointment, and was saved at the end.  Total expenses were more than 9k, don’t really care.   Bliss Bubble.

A Week in SoCal

April 4th, 2010 Josh No comments

It was starting to snow pretty heavily as we left for the airport Friday night.  We had a flight to catch at 8:20 that was going to take us where white flakes falling from the skies just wasn’t a possibility.  In a few hours we would be arriving in Los Angeles, where warm weather and new places to play cards awaited.

Unfortunately thanks to the previously mentioned poor weather our flight wasn’t getting off the ground in a hurry.  Shiva was busy enjoying the book he picked up in the airport based on my recommendation… I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell.  As usual my idea proved brilliant as throughout the flight about every three minutes he would close the book and be laughing so hard to himself that he was shaking our row of seats.

When we finally landed in LA we had to catch a bus over to the car rental place where we rented a 2010 Mustang convertible (pictured below) .  I learned quickly that Shiva can’t tell the difference between a Sebring and a Mustang, which I find hilarious. While we were walking outside to pick it up off the lot we were greeted by beggars asking us to buy them food.  We were planning to hit an In-N-Out burger, but we decided that two homeless guys wouldn’t make the best company and opted to leave them behind.   We drove off to our hotel in Whitter, checked in and headed to In-N-Out.

2010 Mustand Convertable

Our rental for the week

This was the first time I was going to an In-N-Out and I’ve heard nothing but fantastic things.  So my expectations were pretty high going in.  And based on how busy the place was at 1:00 am I was expecting the best burger in existence.  What a huge disappointment that was.  The burger was average at best.  The meat patties are super thin and it takes a double just to get close to the size of a normal burger just about anywhere else, and the meat quality was only slightly better than McDonalds.  And then there was the fries, which are quite possibly the worst fries in existence.  They are dry, and have zero flavoring.  Eating them was about the equivalent of eating the batter drippings from Long John Silvers, just with less flavor.  In-N-Out better hope Culver’s decides not to branch out west and compete with them or they are in trouble.

After just getting some sleep Friday night and avoiding indigestion from overrated burgers, we went over the the Bike to play in the second starting day for the main event of the Winnin’ o’ the Green series they had going.  The weird thing about this tournament besides that it sounded very Irish while being in LA, was they were starting the play each day at 7pm, which was crazy late for a weekend tournament.  While waiting around we saw Sam Simon (of Simpson’s and HSP fame) and Eskimo Clark who had been on a few ESPN poker broadcasts.  We also got the bad news that the bad beat had finally been hit at our local card room, which means 70k neither of us were getting a piece of.  We made a prop bet on the number of entries for day two, I took under the day one total of 307 and was right when the number announced was 289 or so.  The late start times really weighted the entries more toward the first day.

The tournament itself was sort of uneventful.  A few hours into the day I got moved to the same table as Shiva which sucked since we swapped a piece of each others action.  I lasted longer than he did, but eventually my KK ran into QJ all in preflop and he caught a running QQ after a 9 high flop to send me out.  Meanwhile Shiva took a shot at 5/10 and discovered that there was some pretty bad collusion in the game and we decided we would not be returning to the Bike.

Saturday was a bit of a loss for both of us.

That night Shiva found out the Hustler was running a new deep stack tournament series event starting Sunday with a great structure, so we headed over to play that Sunday afternoon.  For the buy-in it was the best structure I had seen.  $200 entry fee, 25k starting stack, 40 minute levels, no insane jumps and a pretty soft field.  They were allowing late registrations so we didn’t show up on time, and because of that we ended up seated at the same table again.  Shiva was table chip leader pretty early on after knocking out two people, but I had to play more creatively for the most part to accumulate chips.

A couple levels in I played a pot where there were several limpers to me on the button.  I decided it was a good squeeze spot regardless of my cards and made healthy raise.  Everyone folded except one player.  The flop came Tc-7c-7s and he checked to me and I put out a continuation bet of about 2/3rds the pot.  At this point I didn’t even know what I had yet because I had only pretended to look and was playing blind.   He called my bet so while he was looking for the turn card I checked my holdings, and discovered I had 54 offsuit.  The turn was a 5h, and he checked to me again.  I thought his range was a big draw of some sort, maybe some ax type of hands who just didn’t want to give up easily,  or a complete monster who was trying to trap me.  Him being on a draw felt like the strongest possibility considering the limp-call preflop.  It also meant I was probably ahead having made a pair on the turn.  I wanted to maintain my aggression in this hand, and fired out about a half pot sized bet which he reluctantly called.  The river was a small red card that didn’t change anything, and he checked again.  I didn’t think there was any value in betting at this point because he wasn’t folding anything that had me beat, so I checked back and he showed me Jc-9c for a missed straight flush draw.  I showed my 54 and took the pot down with two pair.  My tight image was sort of ruined. Shiva got a kick out of it.

I only played one other big hand before the table broke where I flopped top two pair against a guy who flopped the Clay (bottom 2 pair) and I doubled up through him.  Shiva and I were sent to different tables finally, he had about 90k in chips and I was near 50k.   I went card dead for the next 4 hours, though I managed to steal enough blinds to stay even with my stack.  I doubled up in a few key spots to keep me alive and make the money (top 23 paid) and when we got down to playing 2 tables and were getting close to a final table I ran really bad with getting hands or even having spots to steal or try to double.  With the blinds at 10/20k and 3k antes I ended up getting it in on my big blind with A6 against AQ when I had just under 100k in chips left.   I never improved and busted 11th just before the final table.  Twelve hours of play, $500 dollar profit.  Meh…

Went and found Shiva who was playing in a decent 2/5 game, and he had grinded out a nice win so we both headed back to hotel and called it a night with the intention of hitting the Commerce the next day.

Sunday, small win.

The problem with traveling with a guy who plays cards for a living is he has no concept of a normal sleep schedule, so the next day when I got up around noon he was still out and I ended up hitting the Commerce by myself.  I got there and wandered around the high limit area, got a players card, talked to some people about the games and ended up jumping in a 20/40 limit game.  After I was there for 2 hours, Shiva called and wanted me to come pick him up.  I left that game up $1300 in about 2 and 1/2 hours, and picked him up.  We went back and I got back into a 20/40 game while he went to play 5/10 NL.  The Commerce is pretty fantastic about how they treat players.  The menu is expansive, and everything is comped aside from alcoholic beverages which is no big deal.  The first night there I ate some Asian dish with chicken and had some chocolate cake that was fantastic, and left up about 2k on the night.

Monday, nice win.

Tuesday was similar, except that I took a shot at 40/80 while Shiva went off to play 5/10 again.  After a few hours I had doubled my buy in, but then I got coolered in a few hands and decided it was time to jump games because things just were not flowing well for me.  I went over to check on the 5/10 action and Shiva told me there were a few good tables and a couple of bad ones, I ended up getting seated at a bad one.

The table was really tight and there wasn’t much action, so I was playing a little more loosely than I normally do and trying to build pots in position and steal small pots here and there.  One hand I looked down at 88 on the button and raised a few limpers making it $60.  I got called by the small blind and a guy in the 3 seat.  The flop came T-9-7 with two hearts giving me an open ended straight draw along with my pair.  Both of them checked to me and I bet $90, both of them called.  The turn was a 3 that didn’t complete the flush, so when they both checked to me I made it $190.  The small blind tanked for a bit and called, while the guy in the 3 seat got annoyed and mucked unhappily. The river was a 9, making the final board T-9-7-3-9 and the small blind checked to me and I checked back.  He showed me an 8 and said he missed, and I showed him my pair of 8’s and scooped the pot.  The guy in the 3 seat gets furious and tells everyone he mucked J9 and would have made trip 9’s.  This set up my next confrontation with him.

From then on, every pot I played, the 3 seat played.  He was clearly targeting me so I was looking for a spot to play a big pot with him and it didn’t take long to come up.  I picked up pocket aces under the gun and made it $40, the only person that called me was seat 3 from his small blind.  The flop came Jh-7s-3h which is a pretty safe board for my hand.  He checked to me and I bet $65, he called.  The turn was a 7s, pairing the second pair and putting a second possible flush draw out.  This time he lead into me for $140.  I had already decided I was at least calling the bet, but I waited a minute to just reason through his possible holdings and debate raising.  I really thought the 7 was unlikely, and was putting him on a range of hands like JT or J9, a combo draw like a gutterball that just picked up a flush draw, maybe some medium pocket pairs and against me I didn’t think complete air was out of reason.  I also was factoring in this guys irritation with my play from the previous hand and decided that raising wasn’t the best option because since he likely has a worse hand than I did I would get more money letting him lead at me on the river.  About the only river card I absolutely didn’t want to see was a J, so when the Ks peeled off and he shoved all in for $605 more I had to decide if he in fact picked up the backdoor flush.  I ran through his possible holding again and decided that I was good against this guy probably 80% of the time with aces up, and called.  He showed pocket tens, and I stacked his chips.

Tuesday, another nice win.

Wednesday I played a bit more 5/10 during the day and had similar results to Tuesday though no interesting hands came up.  Then I left to go out to visit a pal who lives in Long Beach while Shiva went back to the hotel to get some rest.  My friend took me out to dinner at a BBQ place called Lucille’s which was decent, and then I got a tour of the cities various neighborhoods and tourist attractions.  Even got to see the World Famous VIP record store featured in Snoop’s old video from his debut album.  Overall it was a pretty good time.  I headed back to the Hotel to pick up Shiva, but he was still asleep, so I played a bit online waiting for him to get up, however I ended up passing out too.

Wednesday, another nice win.

I woke up at like 5AM that morning with a message on my phone from Shiva saying he went to the Commerce, so I called him and he said he was in a sick game and to come check it out.  I get there and he is playing a 5/10 NL game with where they decided to ante $10 per hand.  Normally ante’s are 1/3rd the small blind or so which would be a 1-2 dollar ante, so playing with huge antes like this really changed the way the game played.  I got on the list and waited for a seat for about 45 minutes before I could get into the game.  I can’t even explain the way the ante’s changed the play, everyone was getting it in light and looking to gamble, lots of limp reraising and ridiculous bluffing.  The bet sizing was way out of normal proportions because of the inflated pots, and it just made for some insane action.

The cast of characters in the game was interesting too.  Sitting to my left was Steve, a musician who was from New York,  who sounded like he was from Jersey, looked Italian, and lived in Nashville where he claimed to be starting work on his debut album he was just signed for.  He also had a large collection of designer sunglasses with him which he switched between randomly.  He turned out to be one of the biggest trash talkers I’ve ever seen in a poker game.  Then over in seat 6 was Jenny, a cute married Asian girl who was trying to give off the innocent tight player vibe, but after watching her play for a hour it was clear she had some maniacal tendencies.  Next to her was Eddie?, a relatively young Asian professional player.  In seat 8 was Douchy, aptly named by Steve.  It was a middle aged white guy who was clearly the worst player at the table and he never stopped letting us know how bad he was with his running hand commentary.  And then there was some french euro guy in the 9 seat who apparently just had a hard on for Shiva because he didn’t like how loose/aggressive Shiva was.

The table banter was incredibly hilarious, mostly driven by Steve.  Shiva was constantly commenting how this would be a great television table, and he was right.  Steve was constantly asking Jenny to make out with him which made for some uncomfortable moments and and ripping on the guy in seat 8.  “Hey douchy, you gonna call this time?”.  It sounded rude, but Douchy actually was really annoying.  He limped 82 one hand and told the table “I have to limp any two cards because I’m already getting 20-1 so it’s the correct play”.  Basically the guy was a functional retard when it comes to game theory.  So Shiva and I got quite a kick out of Steve going off on the guy every 15 minutes.    Steve however was the guy Shiva and I were making most of our money off in this game.

When I got there Shiva told me about the first hand he played at the table with Steve who had recruited him to play in the game from another table.  Shiva opened in first position for $60 with K9, and Steve was his only caller.  Flop came KQQ with a flush draw, Steve checked, Shiva Bet, Steve check raises, Shiva calls.  Turn was a offsuit 9, Steve leads out, Shiva calls.  The river was a ten that missed the flush, Steve puts Shiva all in for another 1k and Shiva calls.  Steve flips out when Shiva tables his hand and it was good.  This was useful info for me later when I got involved in a big hand with Steve.

For the most part, I the times I had raised to this point had been with hands like AQ, or JT, big connected hands because I wasn’t seeing any pairs.  I picked up AA in the small blind and there were a few limpers and I made it $110 preflop and Steve was the only person to call.  Flop came J76 rainbow, and I bet out $180, and Steve called.  The turn was an 8, and I bet $450ish leaving myself about $650 behind at this point and Steve decided to ship it all in.  I called and the river was a semi scary ten, and he gets frustrated and tells me my over pair is good.  I show aces, he mucks, I scoop a 3k pot and he gives me the “that board is horrible for aces” lecture to which I just agreed and kept stacking.

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

The other funny part about this table was the other 5/10 table had guys making a list asking too get in the game, but one by one they would come over and sit down to see some insane hand play out where some guy make it 300 preflop with A5 and win a 2k pot and decide they couldn’t handle the swings, so they would get up and leave shaking their head.

When the day time floor staff got there, they killed our game saying we couldn’t use ante’s because of some jackpot rules, so after the table had been doing this for 5-6 hours they ended it and the game immediately broke.

We came back later in the day for another short 5/10 session where I finally booked a small loss in a cash game there, but it was only 1/3rd of a buy-in so no big deal.  Later that night I played a $501r1a tournament on Stars that I cashed in and finished up another good day.

Thursday, more nice winning.

Friday I slept in and relaxed while Shiva went to take a shot at 10/20 NL at the commerce.  When he got back we headed out to the airport and flew home.  Overall, great week money wise for both of us on the trip, and definitely a place we will both be coming back to play again.  If I didn’t already have two trips to Vegas planned for this year I’d probably be planing a trip back already.

Backup Plan

September 2nd, 2009 Josh No comments

So my leave of absence got rejected and my plans for my month long road trip are out the window.  I pretty much hate my job more and more every day, and have zero motivation to be here.  Unfortunately after I crunched all the numbers I’m just a bit too far in debt with my school loans to comfortably quit right now until I get them taken care of.  So I’ve put together a list of things I want to get taken care of before quitting this job, and now it’s time to get to work on them so I can be done with this place for good.

August was a pretty bad month for me in live play.  I went on the worst downswing I’ve ever had at the beginning of the month, but I’ve since mostly recovered from it.  I haven’t been able to book a big win live at all even though I feel like I have been playing relatively well.  It’s annoying to play well and either lose, break even, or book tiny wins when after you grind for 6 hours some idiot comes in and quintuples up in 2 orbits because they just run ridiculously good.

Went to Council Bluffs/Omaha with Shiva last weekend to play in the monthly deep stack event at the Horseshoe.  They had a great 2/5 game on Friday, one of the best I’ve ever played in.  It’s to bad for me that I was both tired and sort of card dead, so I didn’t make anything in an amazingly good situation.  On Saturday Shiva and I swapped a piece of each others action for the tournament.  We started out at the same table and both of us made it down to the final two tables where he ended up busting me in 17th when I shoved over a guy I thought was weak with my AJs and he woke up with QQ behind me.  I didn’t mind losing my chips to Shiva since I had a piece of his action and ended up coming out ahead overall when he chopped heads up.  While he finished the tournament I played a little more 2/5 and made up for what I lost the night before pretty quickly.

When we got back I went to check out the local action because I had hear rumors of a good 2/5 game happening Sunday nights which is pretty rare, and instead found myself in a 1/2 PL HOE game.  I got stuck in it for a grand but recovered for a really small loss by the end of the night.  I ran incredibly bad in that game.  I had a guy call nearly 300 preflop with 8774 rainbow in a O8 hand and get there against my AAJ3 double suited.  Just sick.  I felted him a little later though so revenge was mine.

Since I can’t take my trip this month, I decided to look at upcoming poker events and find someplace to go.  Canterbury has the Fall Classic coming up, but I think I’m more interested in the WSOP Circuit Event that is coming to Hammond, Indiana in October.  I’m looking to take a week off of work then and go play 2-3 events.   Specifically I plan on playing the $550 buy-in 2 day HORSE event, and probably one of the $330 NL events.  Depending on results I may play something else too.

Also I decided that since with my schedule for live play and how dependent I am on getting good games on certain days that I’m going to have to start transitioning to online play if I ever want to end up doing this for a living.  I’ve spent most my free time early this week looking into the transition.  I’ve started filtering some cash to some online sites and started playing some low limit games.  I’m hoping to put in about 10k hands in September just to get my feet wet and go from there.

I just remembered that today is my mom’s birthday, I better quit doing nothing at work and give her a call.

I got my own plan, handle mine like a grown man
Long as I know I’m nice,  fuck it I’m my own fan…

I hate sets

May 18th, 2009 Josh No comments

Had a brutal night at 2/5 on Friday.  Was down 2 buy-ins after getting sets beat twice.  First time I flopped a set of 7’s against QJ on a Q73 board and got it all in on the flop.  Turn Q, River 3… ouch.

Second time was 66 on a T64 flop, check raised all in and got called by T4.  He didn’t make a full house, but he did go runner runner flush.  Ouch x2.

Recouped a bit of  on a brief session of 2/5 Saturday though noting about the session was very remarkable.

Sunday was the last of the WSOP qualifiers that are being held here took place, first place a 12k prize package and 2-10 payed out cash.  Played 1/2 before hand and scored a small win before jumping in the tournament.

Since I don’t feel like doing a write up on the entire tournament this time, I’ll just leave it that I ended up being the bubble boy.  Final hand I was short stacked with pocket tens and a super aggressive donk raised 30k with the blinds at 3k/6k.  I picked up pocket tens and called on the button.  Super tight players in SB calls too and I know I’m beat.  Donk showed AQ which I’m pretty sure was the second best had he held all day.  SB woke up with KK, and flopped a set to lock the hand down.

Sets, can’t win with em, can’t beat em… time to look at flights for vegas.  Guess I’ll be playing deep stack events at the Venetian or Caesars Palace this year.

Feels good sir…

May 8th, 2009 Josh No comments

After reviewing my April results it was clear my least profitable play came from tournaments.  So the beginning of this month I decided I would focus on getting my tournament play back in line and try to get some better results.  I spent some time late last week and early this week railing a couple of friends online tournament play and occasionally picking their brains for info.

It felt like it started to turn around for me on Wednesday when I played 3 online tournaments, bubbling in one and making a  pretty deep run in a field of 2500 players where I ended up 69th.  So when last night rolled around I was debating weather or not I wanted to take a shot at the weekly $115 dollar buy in tournament at the local casino.  I felt pretty well rested after work so I decided why not go give it a shot.  I showed up a little early, bought in and goofed around at a 3/6 game until the tournament started.

The tournament ended up with 60 players and I really liked the first table I was seated at.  Only one of the real tournament regulars there that I would have to watch out for so it looked like an easy place to pick up chips.  The guy to my right was a complete novice and clearly learned by watching ESPN too much.  The first hand he was dealt he paused to pull the top of his hoody over his head and put on his sun glasses.  I imagined he was what a 12 year old Phil Laak would look like.  The rest of the table was getting a pretty good chuckle out of it too.  Unfortunately the cards were not cooperating early as I really only had one playable hand and I had to continuation bet with nothing on the flop to take down my only pot in the first level.  Just after the end of the first level our table broke and I got my new seating assignment.

The second table couldn’t have been any worse.  I take my seat and have two of the better tournament players to my left who are both really solid.  They are experienced enough to pick up on late position steals and other tournament plays so you can’t really use them on these guys, instead you have to use more abstract play with them and be willing to put your chips in kinda lighter than you might like.  I did manage to win one pot at this table when I called a small raise out of the big blind with JsTs and flopped a flush draw and open ended straight.  I hit the flush on the turn and got a little value from the hand with a small bet that let QQ call on a A high board.  At that point the second level was over and our table was breaking again.  I was glad our table broke this time.

I get sent over to table 6.  with the blinds hitting 100/200 and me still just above the starting stack of 3k.  I folded all of my hands for 3 orbits until I picked up T7 suited in the small blind and there was a button limper.  I called and the BB checked.  I flopped the second nuts when J98 hit with two diamonds and I checked to my opponents.  The BB followed suit but the player on the button bet 200 into a pot of 600.  There were two diamonds on board so I didn’t want to slow play that much and I tossed in a little check raise to 600.  I was hoping to get the BB out and to find out where the button was really at with my raise.  BB folded as I hoped and the button thinks for a second and calls.  Turn was an offsuit 5 and I lead out for 600 leaving myself 1k behind.  Button insta calls but I’m feeling pretty confident he has a pair and maybe a straight draw to tie me.  River was the 2 of diamonds which could have been a scare card, but I based on my read I thought it was no help.  I hesistated for a split second before putting my last 1k in the pot.  Button folds and tells me the river scared him.  I show him my hand and he said the diamond cost me money because he was putting me on a diamond draw to begin with.  I suppose I could have shoved the turn in retrospect, but I was happy with the pot.  My stack was now aroung 5400 which was my high point so far.

Playing tight and aggressive was working out pretty well, but it for the next 2 levels I was completely card dead again.  By the time the blinds got up to 300/600 I was sitting with 3200 in chips and just hoping for something to double up with and get some breathing room.  To my right was a player to who used to be a dealer there named Curtis.  When he moved to the table he had roughly 12k in chips and had built his stack to 25k in the first two orbits at the table.  I managed to cip up a bit when I picked up AA in the BB and the UTG player shoved for 2100 total with AJ and my AA held up.    However that didn’t do much in for me since I didn’t pick up another hand until the blinds were 500/100 and I had 3500 in chips.  I got 44 UTG and open shoved with it, and managed to pick up the blinds.  A few hands later I raised with KQ suited on the button and stole the blinds again.  I was up near 8k when I was in the BB again this time with 77.  A really tight player put all his chips in (3500) and Curtis flat called him out of the small blind.  I thought even if I was behind the side player I could win a side pot from Curtis so I reshoved over the top for another 4k but Curtis layed his hand down and I took 7’s up agaisnt queens.  I didn’t catch a 7 and was short stacked again.  I stole the blinds with another preflop shove and then got a walk in my next set of blinds to get back up to around 8k in chips.

We were down to 12 handed on two tables at this point and I was the second shortest stack in the tournament.  Since only the final table paid we were doing hand for hand at this point.  A player busted at the other table and now we were down to whoever goes out next was the bubble boy.  IN getting pretty short and its my big blind where I had to post 2k of my 8k stack.  The guy who shoved previously with QQ shoves again for around 4500.  Curtis in the SB this time raises to isolate, but I look down at pocket tens.  I know at worst I’m in a coinflip with the original shover, and if I put all my chips in here and lose to Curtis I am still getting money as long as the other guy looses too since he would be 11th with the shorter stack before the hand started.  I put all my chips in and am pretty happy when short stack shows KQ and Curtis showed 77.  Flop was 882 and I was dodging 8 cards to pull down a huge pot.  I locked up the hand when a T peeled on the turn giving me a full house.  I end up with a little over 20k headed to the final table.

I drew the same seat so I was lucky enough I didn’t even have to move.  My seat at the final table wasn’t bad.  Little Mr. Piggy was to my left with a lot of chips, but he plays so tight I know I can steal from him all day.  Had a pretty solid player behind him and another nit after that and Curtis got moved over to seat 1 well away from me.  Aside from one player I knew I’d have a chance to possibly steal blinds fairly easy at this table.  Unfortunately two seats to my right was one of the tightest tournament players too and she kept picking up hands,  so I wasn’t getting much fo an opportunity to steal.  Early on in the table she raised UTG to 9k (blinds 1500/3000) and I looked down at 66.  I decide to lay down my hand and she gets called by Curtis who only had 8k in chips.  He had KK, she had 77 and I’m thrilled with my lay down.  She flopped a set, Curtis turned a set and she gets short stacked.  One of my steal attempts goes sour when I raised to 8k with QJ and got shoved and reshoved on by two players so I folded my hand.

At this point we were down to 7 players.  and I’m only sitting there with 14k in chips and the blinds at 2k/4k.  UTG I pick up 44 again and I can’t lay this down now so I had to shove since the tightest player at the table was in the BB and I needed chips.  It folds around to her and she looks down and starts debating a call.  I know if she gets in there I’m probably in bad shape and finally she says “I think I have to call you” and puts her chips in.  I said “I have a pair” and she responded with “So do I, but not a good one”.  Well fuck me I’m thinking to myself, how bad can your pair be?  She really doesn’t want to flip her hand over and for a second I’m dreaming she has pocket 3’s and I’m in good shape.  I turn up my 4’s and she gets excited and flips over 8’s.  Oh shit… I’m out now was all that was running through my head.  Things turned quickly when the door card on the flop was a 4, and I make a set.  She never hit her 8 and I crippled her and doubled up to around 28k.

The very next hand the blinds go up to 3k/6k and I’m in the BB with 88.  Curtis limps in knowing the SB is going to get all in since she had 4k and 3 of it was invested in the blinds.  Sure enough SB comes along and I’m stuck debating how I want to play this hand.  I put Curtis on either a small pocket pair or a big ace type of hand, either of which I might not be able to get him off of preflop to isolate, not to mention this was the first time he limped since being at the table and I was a little suspicious of what he was doing.  I decide to check and the 3 of us see the flop of 665.  I really felt good about the flop and know that if Curtis had just overs he wouldn’t call a bet here so I lead out for 10k.  He folds his AJ with a look of disgust.  The SB shows 93 and with an A on the turn and J on the river I take down the pot.  Turns out I played the hand about as well as I could because if I shoved preflop Curtis was coming and I would have gotten busted.

We get down to 6 handed and the blinds are starting to really move.  I steal the blinds one more time and my chip stack hits 55k.  I’m neck and neck for chip lead at this point with The Mastermind who is a really solid tournament player.  He actually recently won a WSOP circuit event in Council Bluffs and usually runs pretty well in the tournaments here.  He ends up busting out the next two players to get us down to 4 handed.   Some of the all-ins to knock players out the last couple hands were pretty ugly after the blinds jumped to 5k/10k. You have to consider there was only 180k chips total in play so stuff like 94 vs 75 was getting it all in and praying to hit.  There was no play left in the tournament at all.  I ended up calling a 15k all in from Lil Mr. Piggy with Q3 because it was 5k more into a 25k pot since I had 10 invested in the BB.   He showed 97 of diamonds, and ended up winning when he rivered a flush.  That put the 4 of us remaining all with similar chip stacks around 35-45k.  Curtis at this point suggested we chop it up 4 ways instead of playing this out and the rest of us quickly agreed even though the floor freaked out because they don’t allow chopping anymore.  A chop at this point split evenly would guarantee us all better than second place money.  We sort of all nod in agreement and get all the chips in the next hand.  Funny thing was I actually woke up with AK, but got beat by 52os, j3os, and 86os when they all hit the flop and I didn’t.  I busted out officially in 4th and collected by 600.  The next hand the tournament was over and I whipped out the handy Iphone calculator to verify the math.  We collected our winnings and made our way to the family bathroom to divvy up the winnings.  The final tally was $1215.00 each and after shaking hands and congratulating each other we all exited the bathroom together.  Security must have been been laughing their asses off at us but we didn’t care.  We all just pocketed an $1100 dollar win after entry fees.

I dropped off a tip for the dealers, cashed out my chips and headed home.  The feeling on the ride home was sort of like the dutch rudder.  It feels good sir, feels good.

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April Results – Live Play

May 4th, 2009 Josh No comments

I didn’t get to play as much live poker in April as I would have liked, but I still got plenty of time in playing just short of 80 hours.  Unfortunately my bankroll chart looks like a roller coaster for most of the month instead of a nice steady incline.  I had a bad week toward the end of the month that really killed my profitability.  Still, as far as hourly rates go it wasn’t bad.

Game: Win Rate

1/2 No Limit: +15bb /hr

2/5 No Limit: -1.2bb /hr

10/20 Limit HOE: +5bb /hr

Tournaments: 0-4 cashes

Overall it wasn’t a bad month, I came out ahead but not to the extent I’d like.  My 1/2 sessions were all pretty standard fair, with one really good rush in a session that I discussed a couple posts ago.  My winrate in 2/5 was really hurt by 3 plays.  A flopped 2 pair vs overpair for a 1k pot where the board paired the wrong card to make the opponenet a better 2 pair, and two missed nut flush draws in huge pots where I couldn’t catch a card to win.  My 10/20 winrate looks a bit high, but thats due to not playing in the game much.  Tournaments were pretty disappointing for me this month getting close to the final table twice and not cashing at all in the 4 I played.

I haven’t decided if I want to post my BR graphs here just yet.

Weird Weekend Pt. 3 – WSOP Qualifying

April 23rd, 2009 Josh No comments

On Sunday our local cardroom was hosting the 3rd of 4 WSOP main event qualifying tournaments. I woke up early in the morning with the intention of getting there three or four hours before the tournament start time. These tournaments always sell out and to be guaranteed a seat in one you need to be in a cash game beforehand to get a line pass. The pass does just what it says, allows you to skip standing in line to get an entry. The one I played in last year sold out and had roughly 20 alternates on the waiting list so I definitely wanted to go the line pass route. I also wanted to get a little cash game action in beforehand.

I meandered into the cardroom around 9:30 and was quickly seated at a 1/2 game that was just opening. I bought in for 260 and figured I would play a lot of pots to get some practice in on reading people for the tournament by putting myself in some marginal situations. The beauty of days like this at the cardroom is there is almost always a large amount of unknown players there who have no idea how I play and are usually fairly mediocre players. This game had a few regulars but also some people I had never seen before.   Seat number 1 was such a guy.   It’s a good thing too, because I think I would have nightmares of him if I had to see him on a regular basis.   He was a large overweight white guy with a weird mohawk that looked like he was the tragic result of  Mr. T impregnating Jonah Hill.

In seat 1 ladies and gentleman, Jonah T!!!  Seat 2 had a guy I’ve played with a few times previously that I like to call the Mad Bomber.  He is a middle eastern guy who likes to play big stack poker, so when he bets huge I mumble about him launching bombs.  In seat 3 was another player I had not seen before.  He was a fairly nondescript black guy who was wearing some Nike warm up’s and had an extremely quiet demeanor, so I immediately dubbed him Uncle Ruckus.   Just to my right was a another regular I’m sort of buddies with named Pat, but I’ll call him PK for short.  The rest of the table is fairly irrelevant because I have no cause to make fun of any of them at this point.

As I mentioned I planned on playing a little laggy so I could get myself into some marginal situations and have to do a good job of reading people, but things just didn’t work out that way.  Instead, I was quite the card rack.  In my first hand with Uncle Ruckus I was in the small blind with a pair of tens, and it was limped around.  This looked like a brilliant way to get in a bad spot with a strong preflop hand that was likely to get out flopped while being out of position.  So of course I check and see a flop.  When the flop came though I hit the dream, KT3 rainbow,  so I have the hand on lock down since it’s highly unlikely anyone limped KK.  I decided to play it aggressively and put out a pot sized bet into a huge field.  Uncle Ruckus Snap calls me and and another fairly loose player in late position calls.  Turn was a 7 adding a couple of really wierd backdoor straight draws the the board, so I fired out 25 which was a little less than 2/3rds the pot since I was trying to extract value and hoping someone would come over the top.  No such luck and Uncle Ruckus reluctantly calls and the other player folded.    River was a 5 for a final board of KT753 which is about as safe as it gets for my hand.  I couldn’t decide on a betting amount though because I was honestly putting UR on an open ended straight draw or a weak king.  I decide to fire out 50 expecting him to muck, instead he calls and now I’m thinking the weak king was right.  Nope, Ruckus flips over 33 for bottom set.  I looked over at  PK and ask him “where is the rest of that pot” and he looks at the two sets and says “no shit where is the rest of it, I would have doubled you up”.  We decide Uncle Ruckus is the most passive player ever.  Me 1 – Uncle Ruckus 0.

The very next orbit I end up in the same situation, TT in the small blind this time facing a really small raise from someone in middle possision.  I call along as do several other players.  I manage to flop another set but this time the board was a little scarier, JT9 with two diamonds so I immediately lead out for 40 which was just under the sixe of the pot.  Jonah T calls me and everyone else gets out of the way.  Turn put up the 7 of diamonds which completed a flush so i checked intending to call any bet from Jonah unless it was off the charts huge.  He sort of shifted around in his seat like he was digging for something in his pocket and finally looked over at me and said “check”.  The river was the dream card, the case ten giving me quads.  I look down at the distressed love child who seemed annoyed by that river card.  I’m trying to decide what type of bet I can put out that will get called or cause him to make a move.  I decided to bet fairly large to make it look like I was trying to steal the pot and see if I could get him to call me light or even make a play back at me.  I slid out 100 and waited on his response.  “I have to look you up he says” and I wait for him to push his stack out and I flip over my quads.  He shows me KJ offsuit.   I like Jonah T, a lot.  Me 1 – Jonah T 0!

Now people are talking about me getting tens so much because this is the 3rd time I’ve shown them down (the first was a small pot) and what do I get dealt on the button the very next hand.  Pocket tens of course.  This time the Mad Bomber opens action under the gun for 12 and I called after a few other people do also building a decent pot.  Flop came out Kxx with two hearts.  The Mad Bomber opend fire for 40 and I get the feeling he missed since he looked relieved as the 3 players in front of me fold.  I snap call him and  we see a turn where a 3rd heart under T hits the board.  I was putting him on a hand like AQ or AJ and now the question was did he have a heart in his hand?  I thought seriously about betting the turn but instead decided if my read was right and a blank peels on the river I might be able to get him to put more chips in the pot because the Mad Bomber will bluff and thats church.  I check behind and the river was a low card, but it was a heart putting a 4 flush on the board.  Not my dream senario, and when he checked I know he either has nothing or he wants me to bet it for him so I checked behind.  He didn’t want to flip his hand up and he announced “ace high”, so I flipped over my tens again showing the ten of hearts for my flush.  He laughed and asked me if I gave my cards back from the last hand and he tossed his cards in the muck.  Me 1 – Mad Bomber 0.

It got down to our last dealer for the morning since they were starting to break cash games up for the tournament to start.  I had done pretty well building my stack up to around 470 when I got involved in the following hand.  Jonah T limped under the gun and Uncle Ruckus raised behind him to 12.  It folded to me in the small blind and I looked down at AK of spades.  Normally I’d raise here but that seemed like a bad idea considering how passive Uncle Ruckus was I had him on a huge hand.  I actually didn’t even like calling here but I did anyway.  Jonah T came right in behind me and the three of us headed off to flop land.  As the dealer was turning the cards over I saw the door card was a Q so I began checking before the rest of the cards were spread out as I turned my attention to the other two and watched them react to the cards.  They both looked fairly pleased with the flop but Jonah T checked over to Uncle Ruckus who put out a 25 dollar bet fairly confidently.  I looked down at the flop and saw I hit another dream, behind the Q was a J and a T and once again it was rainbow.  I looked down at Ruckus’s stack and saw he had 75 left, so I thought I would concentrate on getting them now.  I check raised to 100 even and to my shock Jonah T snap calls me, and Uncle Ruckus doesn’t even hesitate to commit the rest of his stack.  So now we have a 340 dollar pot and I’m slightly confused by Jonah T’s play here.  The turn was a complete blank, an unsuited 3 and the dealer started to turn and burn before either of us acted and I had to ask him to stop.  I thought for like half a second and decided I didn’t want Jonah to even have a chance to draw on me so I committed my stack which was another 367 or so.  He insta called and I’m thinking holy shit please don’t pair the board.  River peels and it’s a Q and in my gut I get that horrible sinking feeling like the back end of a Mexican car.  I flip over my AK for the nut straight, and Uncle Ruckus flips over his pocket Kings so I was good there.  Jonah looks around and lets out some sound that I liken to a rhino snorting and flips over his 98 for the bottom end of the straight.  I start stacking the 1000 chip pot that gets pushed to me and tally up the score in my head.  Me 2 – Jonah T & Uncle Ruckus 0.

Immediately after that they tell us the next hand is our last and the player to my right has the straddle on so I blind raise to 6.  The Mad Bomber raises to 22 and it folds back around to me and I look down at pocket 2’s.  Lets see a flop, I call.  T42, bingo… I check to him and he puts in his whole stack roughly 85 and I snap call him.  He shows KK and I show him my set.  The ducks hold up and stack him just before the tournament.  T-Sizzle (another regular) is standing behind me calling me a luckbox.  I smile and start stacking more chips. Final score: Me 6 – Three Stooges – 0 and I’m off to the tournament with a $900+ win in 3 hours of work.  I was feeling pretty good about this bounce back after running horrible in cash games all of last week.

The tournament was fairly uneventful for me.   There were a lot of unknown players at my table which I liked because they wouldn’t know my style.  I picked up a lot of big hands early but got very little action on them.  I had KK hold up in one nice pot and was well above average chip stack heading to the first break.  About half way to the second break I played AJs really weakly and let a guy catch a backdoor royal flush on my while I made Aces up.  That ended my tournament and it was back to cash games.   Looking back I made a rushed call on the river when I really could have gotten away from it.  I know exactly what I did wrong and I’ve been kicking myself about it for a couple of days now.

It took a little bit, but I ended up getting a seat in another 1/2 game sitting to the left of the Mad Bomber.  There was a few very loose/aggressive players at this table and for the most part I just played small ball and kept chipping up.  The one interesting pot I played was one of the loose players raised to 16 preflop (which for him meant absolutely nothing) and there were a few callers.  I look down at AQ of clubs in the small blind and decide to call.  There ended up being 7 players in the pot which I wasn’t liking at all, but there was plenty of action at the table so I wasn’t surprised.  Flip came ten high with two clubs, and I check.  One guy lead out for 35 and picked up 3 callers on the way back to me including the Mad Bomber.  I thought for a second about making an aggressive raise and trying to take the pot down but I was there there were two players who would look me up light so I knew I needed to hit my draw or at least try to pick up a pair to go with it before going to war.  We end up with 5 players seeing the turn and roughly 260 in the pot already.  Turn missed me completely (offsuit K) and to my surprise, it was checked around.  Happy to get to the river for nothing I was excited when a small club peeled off giving me the nuts.  Now I’m in this hand with 4 super agressive players and I’m thinking that has to have helped one of them too in some fashion, so I check.  I watched in horror as it slowly checked all the way to the Mad Bomber on the button.  He looked like he was just going to check behind too when he quickly announces 50 and puts it out there.  So here is one of those situations that I’m never quite sure of.  I’m holding the best possible hand, and I know that if I flat call and don’t pick up another caller it’s a wasted chance to extract value from the better.  I decide not to flat him and try to get an overcaller in there and raised him 75 more.  I decided that any of the loose players would call 125 if they really hit the hand considering it was only 1/2 the pot.  First player thinks for a bit and mucks and it folds back to the Mad Bomber who says he has to call.  I show him my hand and he flips over K9 of clubs for the second nut.  Me 3 – MB – 0.

I may end up posting that last hand for discussion on a forum since I’m curious about how often people go for the over calls or try to extract value from one player.  I figured at best I get one caller behind if I flat so they can call and that nets me an extra 50 in the hand where my raise got an extra 75 out of him.   I’m also sort of wondering how much of a raise I can put in and get a call from the second best hand possible.

I ended up cashing out of that game up 400 and in time to go home and get dinner in.  Great day for cash games, bad day for tournament play.  There is still one more WSOP qualifyer next month.  Time to work on tournament play.

Weird Weekend Pt. 1 – Pimps & Poker

April 20th, 2009 Josh No comments

So I was sick pretty much all last week and even as I write this now I’m busy going through enough Kleenex to make sure their employees won’t feel the spiraling effects of our economy. I’ve also drank enough orange juice the last few days to change the color of my urine and I think I actually sharted an orange peel at one point Saturday morning. The worst part of feeling like this is that this last weekend was going to be the first one in over a year where I didn’t have my kids at least one day. Usually even on my off weeks they are over at least one of the two days, but this time their mom actually felt like spending a Sunday with them so total freedom for the weekend.

I decide I want to go play cards and try and turn around what was in the process of being one of my worst weeks of live poker in a long time. However since I felt like shit all day at work on Friday I instead hung out with with my roommate (Travis) after work since he wanted to go blow a lot of money at Best Buy. I always enjoy a trip to Best Buy so I meet up with him after work and we wonder around for a while as he debates his purchases. I looked around and couldn’t find anything I really wanted to pick up, so after a while we just ended up leaving with Rock Band for the 360, an extra bass guitar, and like another 100 dollars worth of accessories. We get back to the crib and Travis is like a fat kid gorging out in a candy shop enough to have a diabetic seizure… especially with the drum set. I’m pretty sure if there was an opening to insert his penis he would have done so with extreme prejudice and probably sans lube. Nothing like taking a drum set on raw dog. Since he couldn’t find an acceptable orifice in the drum set, we just finish up getting everything opened and connected. I watch him play a few songs before I decided it was nap time.

I crashed out for a couple hours on the couch, and got up to head to the card room around 10 or so. I got there and the room was fairly busy. I got seated at a 1/2 game that seemed pretty tame which sounded like a good idea since I didn’t want to play in a really wild game at the moment. I ended up getting suck 1 buy in early, but I don’t recall the how or why because it was a little later that the table got interesting.

Probably an hour after I sat down one of the other regulars known as Weeds takes a seat to my left. This isn’t a nickname I gave him. In fact I have no idea what kind of nickname I’d even give to this guy. I know his first name and I’m fairly sure Weeds isn’t his last name. Weeds has to be one of the biggest characters in the cardroom. He is a slightly older guy, late 40’s probably. Likes to drink and hang out at all the strip clubs. It’s a common thing to see him show up to the cardroom after all the strip joints shutdown drunk off his ass and looking to gamble. His style of play if you can call it that is highly volatile. I’ve had him call 300 preflop against me in a 1/2 game with 52os to crack my KK. He doesn’t always play like that, it just depends on how much drinking he has done. The other fun part about him being at the table is he talks more shit than Reggie Miller in MSG which leads to a few interesting occurances.

Well tonight he seemed sort of tame when he sat down to my left. Though he immediately started cracking jokes about a few players at the other end of the table it was pretty mild by his standards. A little while later another player came to sit down at the game in seat 10 who Weeds wasn’t a big fan of. His name is Aleem (possibly not spelled correctly, I’m just going with sound here) is a mid/late 30’s Indian (dot not feather) guy who looks like he is barely 21. He has the best fashion sense ever when he rocks his San Diego Chargers jacket which goes right along with the oversized Yankees cap. Gotta represent both coasts am I right? Generally he is a pretty friendly guy, which as we all learned from Rounders means he is probably a pretty bad card player.

So Weeds immediately begins to tell me how “dead money” is sitting in seat 1, I chuckle only because I know he is right. Aleem is so ABC that he misses out on a huge portion of the game and eventually loses his money probably 80+ percent of the time. Weeds is just saying that because he isn’t loose enough to play a lot of pots with him so he tries to needle him into it. Every time Aleem mucks Weeds tosses in a comment about how it must not have been aces or kings. Finally Aleem has enough of this and starts talking back a little, pointing out how Weeds has gone through a buy in and he must be a bad player. They go back and forth with this rather unfriendly banter when the following conversation happens.

Weeds: What’s your name again?
Aleem: It’s Aleem
Weeds: Elaine?
Aleem: No, it’s Aleem… AHHH LEEEEM
Weeds: As in ahhh lean over and you can kiss my ass?

The whole table busts out in laughter and I’m nearly in tears because Lance who is one of the more experienced dealers there just stops what he is doing and is looking at Weeds like he just found out his best friend died. The look of shock over the exchange was hilarious and it was clear he didn’t know how to take it. I thought Lance was about to call the floor and have Weeds removed, but Aleem seemed to take it fairly well so everyone just laughed it off.

Eventually the room starts to die down and around 2 or 3 in the morning we are the only table left going. Around then I get a text from Travis asking me when I am leaving and if I’ll grab him a breakfast burrito since he is apparently pulling an all night session on his new drum set. I tell him I’ll text him before I leave. Then one of those things that only happens late night in casinos happened. I hear the floor call to the dealer letting them know there was a player coming in. At this time of night I usually know the players who show up. But this time I turned around to see what only could be a pimp (lets call him Slickback) and his white trash, middle aged, big titty, scruffy haired, beat up looking ho with a golden reflective shiny tank top that made it hard to not watch the giggle. Slickback had apparently played there a time or two before since one of the other regulars there was telling me last time he saw him he was being followed by a different girl who had a similar demeanor to this one. Meaning she sat in the corner, and never said anything to anyone while he played. Slickback wasn’t the greatest card player in the world, but luck was on his side early which helps a lot shorthanded. At that point there was 2 other regulars and a truck driver sitting at the table. Slick had made some bad calls where he spiked 2-3 outers and won some large pots and he had 5-600 in play which by itself made the game worth staying for even if 2 of the other players were unlikely to be dumping chips to me. I ate a breakfast burrito at some point during this and it was tasty.

Anyone who has been to our local card room knows that they usually keep it pretty chilly in there. So the best part of the game was watching this prostitute who was wearing nothing much more than a tank top and shorts as her funbags froze to the point her nipples could have been considered lethal weapons in 37 states. It got so bad one of the other guys offered her a jacket and we were later asking him if he was trying to get a discount. Eventually as expected Slickback donked off his chips calling with 3rd pair to a guys straight. Brilliant idea when there is a four card straight on the board. That pretty much broke the game and I went home down a little more than 1 buy in. I went home and crashed out about 5 in the morning. I didn’t forget to text, but Travis didn’t respond and he got no burrito.

HPT & 10/20 HOE

April 7th, 2009 Josh No comments

After work I headed to the cardroom with the intention of playing the first of a series of ten tournaments for the Heartland Poker Tour. When I got there I ended up taking a seat in a 10/20 HOE game that was 7 handed since I had a little more than an hour to waste. I’m not really properly bankrolled for this game, but I knew everyone in the game and thought it would be a pretty easy table. I played for a little more than an hour while waiting on the tournament to get started and cashed out up $560. It was a nice little run where my hands held up and I hit a nut/nut draw in a big multiway pot in O8.

I cashed out and bought into the tournament for $115 and took my seat. This was the second set of ten tournaments that they have hosted for the HPT. I played in the first of the tournaments during the last round and there was a decent turnout, however only 22 players registered for this one. Not sure if it was because of it being opening day of baseball and the national title game was on, but it wasn’t a good turnout.

I stole a few pots early and gradually chipped up from the 4k starting stack to around 6k by the first break. Around that time we had lost enough players to consolidate down to 2 tables. My new seat wasn’t as good for stealing pots as the one I had at my previous table and my stack stagnated as the blinds continued to climb. I didn’t realize how fast the blinds jumped in this tournament, I’ll add the structure here.

Starting Stack: 4000 Chips – 20 minute levels.
Level 1: 50/100
Level 2: 75/150
Level 3: 100/200
Level 4: 150/300
Level 5: 200/400
Level 6: 300/600
Level 7: 500/1000
Level 8: 1000/2000 w/100 ante

As you can see, the jump between level 6 and level 8 is horribly paced. Around level 7 the average stack was 7k, which gives you an M of a little more than 4. So pretty much every decision is push or fold and it’s actually about like that from level 4 on. Level 7 was where I ended up running into problems. I had a little more than 4k in front of me when I pushed from UTG with pocket 9’s. I was called by a guy with A9 who had me covered and my hand held up and got me close to 8k. On my next small blind it was folded to me and I picked up Kc9c with only the guy who I just doubled through left in the BB. I liked my hand heads up against anything he had so I put him all in for nearly 3k, he snap called me with QJos and hit his J on the flop. I never improved so back to a short stack. I managed to steal the blinds and the next time I was on the button I picked up an A5 and facing a raise from a another short stack it looked like a good time to get it in with hopefully the best of it. Unfortunately for me he had JJ and I couldn’t catch up, so I bust out a few spots from the money.

I ended up going back to the 10/20 game and grinding away a break even session for another couple of hours while watching the rest of the national title game.