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August 21st, 2010 Josh No comments

I haven’t updated since I got back from Vegas, but I’ve had pretty good reasons.  Life has been… hectic and confusing to say the least.   I have a lot of stuff on my mind and a lot of decisions I’m trying to make that will change my future, three weeks ago I had something I was working toward and it was nice to have that for a while.

Unfortunately for me all my goals and things I wanted to do were stripped away from me Friday night, causalities of being involved in a situation where I had no control over.   I’m left in a weird place, and I think whats best is that I separate myself from things that are going to be constant reminders of it.

I tried, I wasn’t good enough.  You only get silver medals in the Olympics, not real life… so I just have to eat this loss and I’m going to have trouble swallowing it.

So this is my goodbye to those people, the places, and the other things that I have to get away from.  It was nice while it lasted.  I’d appreciate it if you all do me the courtesy of skipping out on the drama/gossip.  I realize some of you are in the know, most of you aren’t, but if you want to know then get a hold of me directly.  My contact information won’t change.

I’d feel like a douche if I didn’t mention a few things to a few people on an individual level.   Nothing personal to the ones left out, I just don’t have anything unique to say though you should know I appreciate you all, even the ones I didn’t always get along with.

Alan, your the goofiest person I know which makes it hard to take you seriously sometimes, but your also really down to earth and I appreciate that.  Thanks for everything.

Brad, I admire the enthusiasm that you approach life with, and I wish I could emulate it in some ways.  Keep enjoying everyday the way you do for those of us who don’t have that ability.

Henry, I still owe you I just won’t be paying you back when I thought I would.  I’ll look you up next time I’m over that way it just won’t be in October.  You are  good people sir, and I’ll miss BSing about sports and the latest season of BB with you.

Jeff, thanks for the offer, sorry I won’t be able to take you up  on it.  I enjoy your sense of humor and perspective on things.  Good luck with the chef thing.

Kristen, Valar Morghulis… I just did, or at least the part of me I liked the most.  I’m going to go dance with my own dragons now, hopefully I make it out the other end with just a few scars.

Norm, see comments to Brad.

Ren, your probably the least likely person to see this, so I may reach out to you directly… I’d blow it up if I could, and I guess I am in my own way.  Glad that you will get it.

Yvonne, kinda sucks that in alphabetical lists your end up last a lot eh?  It’s sort of appropriate since you’re the start or the end of a couple other lists I have, there is one that you will remain last on since I have no desire to add anyone to it.  Four hours, zero regrets.  Babylon… though I wish it would have been the other song, you know the one.

I’m out of here…

~Josh

This can’t be life, this can’t be love, this can’t be right, there’s gotta be more, this can’t be us

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Vegas 2k10 – BPE

June 30th, 2010 Josh No comments

This is the bullet point edition of my most recent Vegas trip.  I may expand on these later (such as adding pics and video) for a more in depth post, but for now these will have to do.  For fun at the end of each day I listed my total level of degeneracy for the trip.

Saturday (June 19th)

  • Late Afternoon flight with a stop in Phoenix
  • Spotted Steelers team plane
  • First class is great
  • Check in at Ballys, nice room
  • Good 5/10 game Saturday night @ Rio
  • End of Day Degeneracy Level (EDDL) – 2.4

Sunday

  • Watch World Cup @ Bally’s
  • SNG @ Rio – Chop it up
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Dinner with Clay
  • EDDL – 2.4

Monday

  • Event 39 $1500 Shootout
  • Sick Table Draw
  • Out 4th at table, losing with AK to AQ AIPF for chiplead
  • Event 40 $2500 Razz
  • Good table draw
  • Dwan’s buddy and a 75k prop bet
  • My shoulder is famous!
  • When table breaks with level and 1/2 to go, I’m chip leader of table
  • Moved to table with Jerry Buss, avoided pro heavy tables
  • Make it to Day 2
  • Check out the HORSE Final table that Ivey wins
  • EDDL – 3.3

Tuesday

  • Move to Whoopi Goldberg suite at PH, 2751.
  • Table redraw is decent, but very card dead first level
  • Table break, end up at pro heavy table
  • Made 8543A on 5th gets cracked in huge pot by a guy calling me down with J7Q showing for running perfect cards to make a 75 and cripple me
  • More 5/10 @ Rio
  • Stock the room fridge with drinks & relax
  • EDDL – 3.8

Wednesday

  • Dustin shows up
  • Pai Gow @ Aria
  • Lunch @ Skybox
  • Walking the strip
  • Watch CWS game, see great comeback by TCU
  • PF Changs with Jersey & Dustin
  • 25-1 on my 6 card Pai Gow Bet
  • Exploding fist pounds from old asian woman dealer
  • EDDL – 4.4

Thursday

  • Stand in line for almost 2 hours to pick up my new phone
  • Told Scott about my dad being dead, got invited to breakfast
  • Two shots before breakfast
  • Earl of Sandwich w/Dustin, Jersey, Spice, Nik, Ang, Scott
  • 3 card – I need a fin…
  • Baby Pai Gow w/10 min drink service
  • Spinning w/Spice
  • Nik lost her purse, but got it back
  • I lost a coin flip for dinner
  • Back to Room to change for dinner
  • Meet up with Vold & Ass (not sure if I like this nickname combo, might have to change this) for dinner @ Lavo
  • Amazing meal
  • More Spinning
  • Leprechauns!
  • Watch Vold play blackjack and call it a night
  • EDDL – 5.8

Friday

  • Breakfast at PH Coffee Shop
  • Quick Spinning
  • Shopping on the strip
  • Prop bets w/Henry on clothing prices and other things
  • Lemon Sorbet
  • Over/Under Rolex’s
  • Shoe wench (The video is too large)
  • Ellis Island for cheap food
  • Credit Card Roulette for dinner checks
  • Spinning
  • Henry provides crap lessons
  • Ozzy rolls like Usain Bolt runs
  • No Karaoke (thank you busy shitty casino!)
  • Aria w/Vold & Ass, Henry & Justin, Spicey & myself.
  • Shady’s back, back again…
  • Henry gets intoxicated and awesomely obnoxious
  • Dustin, Spice and I meet a loud hooker on the way back to PH
  • Bed time…
  • EDDL 6.9

Saturday

  • PH Coffee shop again
  • Head to the Cabana @ Venetian
  • “Easy there GAP guy”
  • World Cup emotional roller coaster
  • Crazy prop betting
  • Back to Spinning
  • Back to PH to get dressed for dinner
  • Limo to pick up Henry and to the Palms
  • Little Budda (epic fail on the lack of group pic, this is the best we got)
  • Run around and get changed
  • Meet at Flamingo but end up gambling at Bills
  • 3 Card & Pai Gow
  • Walk back to PH
  • EDDL 8.7

Sunday

  • Dustin with the ninja exit (I totally didn’t get in a joke about Dustin’s mom, well played sir)
  • Mexican Breakfast by a stripper pole
  • Blue Adidas
  • Gun club
  • Crazy Limo Argument
  • Fancy Paris burger place that isn’t as good as the one at Mandalay Bay
  • Bet on Yankees comeback, sweat it at Bally’s Sportsbook
  • Army 2/4 mix game w/Henry, Scott, Burgandy, Nik, Jersey, Ren, Ozz, Spice and I
  • Spike a 1 outer on Spice for quads, and make a high hand bonus!
  • Vold joins in, Ass watches.
  • Game starts to break, goodbyes are said.
  • Pick up stuff from Plazzo
  • Download Entourage premiere and the G20 Riots
  • Little sleep
  • EDDL – Broke the meter…

Monday (June 28th)

  • Starbucks w/Ren, Oz & Spice
  • Henry pulls ahead in prop bets for the week
  • Limo to airport
  • Goodbyes
  • Delays
  • Home
  • EDDL – Zero (no degeneracy left)

Weird trip for me…  started off okay, became sort of a dissappointment, and was saved at the end.  Total expenses were more than 9k, don’t really care.   Bliss Bubble.

The Hangover

May 24th, 2010 Josh No comments

Just got back from Vegas, and after sleeping all day to recover I’m up at 3am with nothing better to do than write an update.

This trip wasn’t really for  poker, it was to hang out and have fun for a couple days but things didn’t go exactly according to that plan.  We got there Thursday afternoon and hung out at the hotel a bit.  After ordering room service I actually got a bit sick and ended up staying in the first night.  Not the best way to start off a Vegas trip.

Friday Shiva and I went to Aria to check out the poker room and find lunch.  That place is nice, but the poker room isn’t very impressive.  They were preparing for the Million Dollar freeroll that was being hosted Saturday to promote the opening of Ivey’s room.  We decided to look around for food and found a upscale sportsbar called Skybox to eat.  They had a burger on their menu called the Firecracker Burger that  if you finished it you got a free beer.  The waitress went on and on about how hot it was and how everyone who eats it breaks out in a sweat and tears up.  Shiva off course thinks this is great as he is always bitching about how nothing is spicy enough.

So when this burger gets served our waitress stands there to watch his reaction to the first few bites, which he goes through easily.  When he gets done he said he was impressed that it was legitimately hot but he had eaten hotter things before.  The waitress was shocked he wasn’t breaking out in a sweat and that his nose wasn’t running.   As for overall food, I think the burger bar at the Mandalay Bay was better but this wasn’t bad.  Tried a butterscotch pizza for desert which was pretty good though.

Butterscotch Pizza @ Skybox in Aria

After lunch we walked around the strip checking out card rooms to find action.  After checking the Bellagio and Venetian, we ended up at the Wynn were a 5/10 feeder game was just starting.  The thing about the 5/10 games at the Wynn is they are uncapped buy-ins, so there is always someone who buys in really deep.  At our table a young kid bought in for 5k while everyone else was buying in for 1k-1500.  One other guy bought in for 4k, and this became an interesting dynamic later as the young kid lost an all in pot to him with set over set and decided to reload with about 20k so he could cover the table.  I  have no idea why he felt the need to be in the game 2000 big blinds deep when no one else had even 1/2 of that but whatever works for him I guess.

The talk at our table though was prop bets, as this girl sat down to play who had apparently just lost a chocolate eating prop bet for 6k when she couldn’t eat 12 large Hershey’s chocolate bars in an hour.  Turns out that there was a 2+2 thread covering this prop bet while it was going on.  This lead to a bunch of eating prop bets taking place at  the table that kept things entertaining for a while.  I’m not going to detail them all here, because I plan on using some of them later.

The game itself was decent for me.  I doubled up pretty early on, but then lost a big pot when I flopped a set of jacks vs another guys top and bottom pair when we both made full houses on the turn.  I didn’t play a ton of huge pots though and mostly chipped up here and there and ended up winning $2500 (and a candy bar) after 8 hours of play.  By this time it was pretty late, and I headed back to get some sleep.  before she left the girl who lost the prop bet gave me one of her leftover chocolate bars.  How many times do you see  someone sitting at a table with a stack like this?

Yes, the chocolate was in play!

Saturday was going to be my last day in Vegas for this trip since I was flying out at 8am Sunday morning.  Since  Shiva was still passed out when I got up, I got a hold of some other people we came to hang out with (but hadn’t done so to this point) and went to kick it with them.  On the cab ride over to Aria our cab driver was telling us how you shouldn’t get drunk there because they have sensors in the toilets to analyze your urine and alert security if you were drunk.  It’s amazing how silly some  of the local myth’s are in Vegas. We ended up chilling at the Aria pool for a bit which is pretty nice place to relax.  It’s a huge area and they have three pools and some other amenities  though the drinks are way overpriced.

Some of the girls we were with posing at the pool

After getting back from the pool Jake, Souk and I went to Chinatown to have some Korean BBQ while everyone else we were with went to have prime rib someplace.  This was my first time trying Korean BBQ so it was an interesting experience.  We had some ribs and a bunch of side dishes, and I actually liked everything I tried which was a little surprising.   After the meal we ran around looking for some buns from a Asian bakery for some reason, and Jake and I bought a couple bottles to start the night off with before going to a club.

Shiva called and since he was finally getting up at 8pm we swing by to pick him up.  Back at the hotel, a group of about  eight of us started drinking.  We tore through a bottle of Hennessy and Patron in about 40 minutes.  Most of which I was calling Shiva a pussy for because he kept drinking with a chaser while I was tossing back shots faster than they could be poured. A decission and some trash talk I would come to regret later.

Things I learned in the hotel room.

1. MIT grads get tongue piercings with their degrees.

2. Red Bull and tequila don’t mix.

3. Never doubt the intelligence of Asian girls named Marilyn. Oh my god!

I’m not going to explain all of those, but trust me they are absolutely true.

We went out to catch a cab but I stopped that plan and got us a limo instead.  A lot of obnoxious things happened in the limo, of which there are apparently plenty of photos I haven’t seen yet so I may have to update this later with pics.  I remember sitting on the bar in the limo for some reason, and everything else is a bit blurry.  We got to the club and headed in, where we had a table reserved and bottle service was being provided.  We started off with bottles of Grey Goose and Patron.

After this, things got a bit fuzzy for me.  I remember having a conversation with a really hot girl where I mostly just nodded and agreed because I couldn’t understand anything she said, posing for some pics with friends, getting escorted to the bathroom because I was too drunk to stand, and Shiva yelling at me for ordering more bottles which I don’t recall doing at all.  I remember looking around at one point and deciding I needed to leave because I wasn’t feeling well.  I told Shiva to get me back to the hotel, and I remember getting in a cab and him yelling at the driver to take me straight to the hotel and him paying for the cab after I gave him some money for the tab at the club.  I sort of remember walking back through the casino floor to find the elevator.  I also had problems getting to my room because the elevator required you to use your room key to get to your floor, and I couldn’t tell my cards apart so I was sticking every players card I had in trying to find one that worked. Somehow I managed my way back.

I woke up 3 hours later, still drunk, face down on my bed and as far as I could tell everything intact.  Nick was knocking on the door to get me up to catch the shuttle, so I rushed around to get ready while Shiva enjoyed making fun of me my last few minutes for getting so trashed.  At the airport I was filled in on some things I had missed, at was slightly embarrassed about, but hey… it’s Vegas so some of the details have to stay there.

I didn’t notice it before, but on the drive home I realized my jeans had stains on one side of them apparently from whatever I didn’t hold down the night before.  Travis pointed out a stain on my shirt which looked like a nice streak of blood that I also had missed. There was also a small cut on my face which I can’t figure out how it got there though it wasn’t large enough to account for the bloodstain on my shirt.  So while some of the details are still a bit fuzzy, I’m pretty sure I had a lot of fun that last night and I came back home ahead for the trip even though I only played one session.  All in all, fun weekend despite the killer hangover.

A Week in SoCal

April 4th, 2010 Josh No comments

It was starting to snow pretty heavily as we left for the airport Friday night.  We had a flight to catch at 8:20 that was going to take us where white flakes falling from the skies just wasn’t a possibility.  In a few hours we would be arriving in Los Angeles, where warm weather and new places to play cards awaited.

Unfortunately thanks to the previously mentioned poor weather our flight wasn’t getting off the ground in a hurry.  Shiva was busy enjoying the book he picked up in the airport based on my recommendation… I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell.  As usual my idea proved brilliant as throughout the flight about every three minutes he would close the book and be laughing so hard to himself that he was shaking our row of seats.

When we finally landed in LA we had to catch a bus over to the car rental place where we rented a 2010 Mustang convertible (pictured below) .  I learned quickly that Shiva can’t tell the difference between a Sebring and a Mustang, which I find hilarious. While we were walking outside to pick it up off the lot we were greeted by beggars asking us to buy them food.  We were planning to hit an In-N-Out burger, but we decided that two homeless guys wouldn’t make the best company and opted to leave them behind.   We drove off to our hotel in Whitter, checked in and headed to In-N-Out.

2010 Mustand Convertable

Our rental for the week

This was the first time I was going to an In-N-Out and I’ve heard nothing but fantastic things.  So my expectations were pretty high going in.  And based on how busy the place was at 1:00 am I was expecting the best burger in existence.  What a huge disappointment that was.  The burger was average at best.  The meat patties are super thin and it takes a double just to get close to the size of a normal burger just about anywhere else, and the meat quality was only slightly better than McDonalds.  And then there was the fries, which are quite possibly the worst fries in existence.  They are dry, and have zero flavoring.  Eating them was about the equivalent of eating the batter drippings from Long John Silvers, just with less flavor.  In-N-Out better hope Culver’s decides not to branch out west and compete with them or they are in trouble.

After just getting some sleep Friday night and avoiding indigestion from overrated burgers, we went over the the Bike to play in the second starting day for the main event of the Winnin’ o’ the Green series they had going.  The weird thing about this tournament besides that it sounded very Irish while being in LA, was they were starting the play each day at 7pm, which was crazy late for a weekend tournament.  While waiting around we saw Sam Simon (of Simpson’s and HSP fame) and Eskimo Clark who had been on a few ESPN poker broadcasts.  We also got the bad news that the bad beat had finally been hit at our local card room, which means 70k neither of us were getting a piece of.  We made a prop bet on the number of entries for day two, I took under the day one total of 307 and was right when the number announced was 289 or so.  The late start times really weighted the entries more toward the first day.

The tournament itself was sort of uneventful.  A few hours into the day I got moved to the same table as Shiva which sucked since we swapped a piece of each others action.  I lasted longer than he did, but eventually my KK ran into QJ all in preflop and he caught a running QQ after a 9 high flop to send me out.  Meanwhile Shiva took a shot at 5/10 and discovered that there was some pretty bad collusion in the game and we decided we would not be returning to the Bike.

Saturday was a bit of a loss for both of us.

That night Shiva found out the Hustler was running a new deep stack tournament series event starting Sunday with a great structure, so we headed over to play that Sunday afternoon.  For the buy-in it was the best structure I had seen.  $200 entry fee, 25k starting stack, 40 minute levels, no insane jumps and a pretty soft field.  They were allowing late registrations so we didn’t show up on time, and because of that we ended up seated at the same table again.  Shiva was table chip leader pretty early on after knocking out two people, but I had to play more creatively for the most part to accumulate chips.

A couple levels in I played a pot where there were several limpers to me on the button.  I decided it was a good squeeze spot regardless of my cards and made healthy raise.  Everyone folded except one player.  The flop came Tc-7c-7s and he checked to me and I put out a continuation bet of about 2/3rds the pot.  At this point I didn’t even know what I had yet because I had only pretended to look and was playing blind.   He called my bet so while he was looking for the turn card I checked my holdings, and discovered I had 54 offsuit.  The turn was a 5h, and he checked to me again.  I thought his range was a big draw of some sort, maybe some ax type of hands who just didn’t want to give up easily,  or a complete monster who was trying to trap me.  Him being on a draw felt like the strongest possibility considering the limp-call preflop.  It also meant I was probably ahead having made a pair on the turn.  I wanted to maintain my aggression in this hand, and fired out about a half pot sized bet which he reluctantly called.  The river was a small red card that didn’t change anything, and he checked again.  I didn’t think there was any value in betting at this point because he wasn’t folding anything that had me beat, so I checked back and he showed me Jc-9c for a missed straight flush draw.  I showed my 54 and took the pot down with two pair.  My tight image was sort of ruined. Shiva got a kick out of it.

I only played one other big hand before the table broke where I flopped top two pair against a guy who flopped the Clay (bottom 2 pair) and I doubled up through him.  Shiva and I were sent to different tables finally, he had about 90k in chips and I was near 50k.   I went card dead for the next 4 hours, though I managed to steal enough blinds to stay even with my stack.  I doubled up in a few key spots to keep me alive and make the money (top 23 paid) and when we got down to playing 2 tables and were getting close to a final table I ran really bad with getting hands or even having spots to steal or try to double.  With the blinds at 10/20k and 3k antes I ended up getting it in on my big blind with A6 against AQ when I had just under 100k in chips left.   I never improved and busted 11th just before the final table.  Twelve hours of play, $500 dollar profit.  Meh…

Went and found Shiva who was playing in a decent 2/5 game, and he had grinded out a nice win so we both headed back to hotel and called it a night with the intention of hitting the Commerce the next day.

Sunday, small win.

The problem with traveling with a guy who plays cards for a living is he has no concept of a normal sleep schedule, so the next day when I got up around noon he was still out and I ended up hitting the Commerce by myself.  I got there and wandered around the high limit area, got a players card, talked to some people about the games and ended up jumping in a 20/40 limit game.  After I was there for 2 hours, Shiva called and wanted me to come pick him up.  I left that game up $1300 in about 2 and 1/2 hours, and picked him up.  We went back and I got back into a 20/40 game while he went to play 5/10 NL.  The Commerce is pretty fantastic about how they treat players.  The menu is expansive, and everything is comped aside from alcoholic beverages which is no big deal.  The first night there I ate some Asian dish with chicken and had some chocolate cake that was fantastic, and left up about 2k on the night.

Monday, nice win.

Tuesday was similar, except that I took a shot at 40/80 while Shiva went off to play 5/10 again.  After a few hours I had doubled my buy in, but then I got coolered in a few hands and decided it was time to jump games because things just were not flowing well for me.  I went over to check on the 5/10 action and Shiva told me there were a few good tables and a couple of bad ones, I ended up getting seated at a bad one.

The table was really tight and there wasn’t much action, so I was playing a little more loosely than I normally do and trying to build pots in position and steal small pots here and there.  One hand I looked down at 88 on the button and raised a few limpers making it $60.  I got called by the small blind and a guy in the 3 seat.  The flop came T-9-7 with two hearts giving me an open ended straight draw along with my pair.  Both of them checked to me and I bet $90, both of them called.  The turn was a 3 that didn’t complete the flush, so when they both checked to me I made it $190.  The small blind tanked for a bit and called, while the guy in the 3 seat got annoyed and mucked unhappily. The river was a 9, making the final board T-9-7-3-9 and the small blind checked to me and I checked back.  He showed me an 8 and said he missed, and I showed him my pair of 8’s and scooped the pot.  The guy in the 3 seat gets furious and tells everyone he mucked J9 and would have made trip 9’s.  This set up my next confrontation with him.

From then on, every pot I played, the 3 seat played.  He was clearly targeting me so I was looking for a spot to play a big pot with him and it didn’t take long to come up.  I picked up pocket aces under the gun and made it $40, the only person that called me was seat 3 from his small blind.  The flop came Jh-7s-3h which is a pretty safe board for my hand.  He checked to me and I bet $65, he called.  The turn was a 7s, pairing the second pair and putting a second possible flush draw out.  This time he lead into me for $140.  I had already decided I was at least calling the bet, but I waited a minute to just reason through his possible holdings and debate raising.  I really thought the 7 was unlikely, and was putting him on a range of hands like JT or J9, a combo draw like a gutterball that just picked up a flush draw, maybe some medium pocket pairs and against me I didn’t think complete air was out of reason.  I also was factoring in this guys irritation with my play from the previous hand and decided that raising wasn’t the best option because since he likely has a worse hand than I did I would get more money letting him lead at me on the river.  About the only river card I absolutely didn’t want to see was a J, so when the Ks peeled off and he shoved all in for $605 more I had to decide if he in fact picked up the backdoor flush.  I ran through his possible holding again and decided that I was good against this guy probably 80% of the time with aces up, and called.  He showed pocket tens, and I stacked his chips.

Tuesday, another nice win.

Wednesday I played a bit more 5/10 during the day and had similar results to Tuesday though no interesting hands came up.  Then I left to go out to visit a pal who lives in Long Beach while Shiva went back to the hotel to get some rest.  My friend took me out to dinner at a BBQ place called Lucille’s which was decent, and then I got a tour of the cities various neighborhoods and tourist attractions.  Even got to see the World Famous VIP record store featured in Snoop’s old video from his debut album.  Overall it was a pretty good time.  I headed back to the Hotel to pick up Shiva, but he was still asleep, so I played a bit online waiting for him to get up, however I ended up passing out too.

Wednesday, another nice win.

I woke up at like 5AM that morning with a message on my phone from Shiva saying he went to the Commerce, so I called him and he said he was in a sick game and to come check it out.  I get there and he is playing a 5/10 NL game with where they decided to ante $10 per hand.  Normally ante’s are 1/3rd the small blind or so which would be a 1-2 dollar ante, so playing with huge antes like this really changed the way the game played.  I got on the list and waited for a seat for about 45 minutes before I could get into the game.  I can’t even explain the way the ante’s changed the play, everyone was getting it in light and looking to gamble, lots of limp reraising and ridiculous bluffing.  The bet sizing was way out of normal proportions because of the inflated pots, and it just made for some insane action.

The cast of characters in the game was interesting too.  Sitting to my left was Steve, a musician who was from New York,  who sounded like he was from Jersey, looked Italian, and lived in Nashville where he claimed to be starting work on his debut album he was just signed for.  He also had a large collection of designer sunglasses with him which he switched between randomly.  He turned out to be one of the biggest trash talkers I’ve ever seen in a poker game.  Then over in seat 6 was Jenny, a cute married Asian girl who was trying to give off the innocent tight player vibe, but after watching her play for a hour it was clear she had some maniacal tendencies.  Next to her was Eddie?, a relatively young Asian professional player.  In seat 8 was Douchy, aptly named by Steve.  It was a middle aged white guy who was clearly the worst player at the table and he never stopped letting us know how bad he was with his running hand commentary.  And then there was some french euro guy in the 9 seat who apparently just had a hard on for Shiva because he didn’t like how loose/aggressive Shiva was.

The table banter was incredibly hilarious, mostly driven by Steve.  Shiva was constantly commenting how this would be a great television table, and he was right.  Steve was constantly asking Jenny to make out with him which made for some uncomfortable moments and and ripping on the guy in seat 8.  “Hey douchy, you gonna call this time?”.  It sounded rude, but Douchy actually was really annoying.  He limped 82 one hand and told the table “I have to limp any two cards because I’m already getting 20-1 so it’s the correct play”.  Basically the guy was a functional retard when it comes to game theory.  So Shiva and I got quite a kick out of Steve going off on the guy every 15 minutes.    Steve however was the guy Shiva and I were making most of our money off in this game.

When I got there Shiva told me about the first hand he played at the table with Steve who had recruited him to play in the game from another table.  Shiva opened in first position for $60 with K9, and Steve was his only caller.  Flop came KQQ with a flush draw, Steve checked, Shiva Bet, Steve check raises, Shiva calls.  Turn was a offsuit 9, Steve leads out, Shiva calls.  The river was a ten that missed the flush, Steve puts Shiva all in for another 1k and Shiva calls.  Steve flips out when Shiva tables his hand and it was good.  This was useful info for me later when I got involved in a big hand with Steve.

For the most part, I the times I had raised to this point had been with hands like AQ, or JT, big connected hands because I wasn’t seeing any pairs.  I picked up AA in the small blind and there were a few limpers and I made it $110 preflop and Steve was the only person to call.  Flop came J76 rainbow, and I bet out $180, and Steve called.  The turn was an 8, and I bet $450ish leaving myself about $650 behind at this point and Steve decided to ship it all in.  I called and the river was a semi scary ten, and he gets frustrated and tells me my over pair is good.  I show aces, he mucks, I scoop a 3k pot and he gives me the “that board is horrible for aces” lecture to which I just agreed and kept stacking.

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

Modeling some of Steve's designer glasses

The other funny part about this table was the other 5/10 table had guys making a list asking too get in the game, but one by one they would come over and sit down to see some insane hand play out where some guy make it 300 preflop with A5 and win a 2k pot and decide they couldn’t handle the swings, so they would get up and leave shaking their head.

When the day time floor staff got there, they killed our game saying we couldn’t use ante’s because of some jackpot rules, so after the table had been doing this for 5-6 hours they ended it and the game immediately broke.

We came back later in the day for another short 5/10 session where I finally booked a small loss in a cash game there, but it was only 1/3rd of a buy-in so no big deal.  Later that night I played a $501r1a tournament on Stars that I cashed in and finished up another good day.

Thursday, more nice winning.

Friday I slept in and relaxed while Shiva went to take a shot at 10/20 NL at the commerce.  When he got back we headed out to the airport and flew home.  Overall, great week money wise for both of us on the trip, and definitely a place we will both be coming back to play again.  If I didn’t already have two trips to Vegas planned for this year I’d probably be planing a trip back already.

Fighting and Drinking, must be an Irish Holiday.

March 17th, 2010 Josh No comments

Last night was the only time this week I was going to get to hang out with my kids before I head to LA on Friday, so I called their mother and made arrangements to pick them up and spend the night with them.  Being the dumbass she is, she decided she would tell the kids that I would take them to this place called Incredible Pizza.  If your not familiar with Incredible Pizza it’s basically Chucky Cheese on crack.  They have a pizza buffet and a bunch of arcade games along with stuff like miniature golf and bumper cars.  As a kid I loved places like this, as a parent I hate them more than I can possibly put into words.  Unfortunately for me the instant I pick up Amara it’s all she is talking about, and I have a hard time saying no when I’m not going to see her for over a week.

So I get suckered into taking them to this place, but I was hoping that with it being Tuesday night it wouldn’t be that busy.  Oh hey… it’s spring break, so the place is packed like it would be on a weekend when the kids don’t have school the next day.  The best part is that it’s also white trash Tuesday, because they have some 12 dollar game card that gets you a pass to play a certain list of games all night for free which seemed convenient, so I got one for each of them.  I realized how bad this deal was once we hit the pizza buffet.  The lines were ridiculous and I was surrounded by obnoxious smelly people who look like they just got done shopping at Walmart.  In fact, I was instantly put into a state of mind similar to what happens when I walk into Walmart. Not good…

The pizza was horrible and everything else in the buffet just looked scary.  This place made Cici’s pizza look like the buffet at the Bellagio.  After managing to swallow a little bit of this cardboard textured ass flavored pizza they were ready to go play.

So first they wanted to play mini glow in the dark golf, which was alright other than having to wait about 10 minutes at each hole because the place was so packed.  Then they wanted to ride bumper cars, and luckily for us the line wasn’t long so they got to do that quickly.  Then we start looking around at the other games they can play on the list and we walk past this video game ride called Typhoon that you sit on and it simulates a ride on a various things like airplanes and roller coasters with air blowing in your face from fans and the seats bounce all over the place.  Since this is one of the rides that’s part of the 12 dollar play card it has a bunch of kids around it waiting to go on it.  One of the kids sitting there makes the observation that it would be easier to sort out who goes next if everyone gets in a line, and everyone sort of files into a line behind the machine, my kids were second in line.

So after the line is formed this little kid who was probably five or so walks up to the side of the ride, and starts watching.  He calls his bother over and his mom comes wandering along too.  When the ride ends the two kids who are on it go to get off and this new little kid tries to jump on skipping the line.  The kids whose turn it was speak up and say it’s their turn and this lady pulls her kids back and tell them “You can go next” to which I interject “excuse me, the line is here, you need to get in it”  and she responds “who decided that?” and I just look at the line of 8-10 kids behind the ride while trying to not come across like a complete asshole even though I could feel my anger about to boil over at this obnoxious bitch and I say “Probably the ones who have been here waiting longer than you”.  She tells me “Well we have been here waiting”.  I laugh at her and say “I just watched you and your kids walk up here a minute ago while all these other kids have been waiting at least ten minutes” and her brilliant response was “Well what about my kids?”

Now I was pissed.

This doesn’t happen all that often to me, but the mixture of animosity toward this  over sized shit hole of “family entertainment” while being surrounded my annoying people was wearing on my patience.  Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children, so what followed wasn’t exactly the best example of conflict resolution.  I said “Seriously, don’t be a bitch”.  Her jaw dropped and she turned around and started complaining about me to her friend who had as much business wearing leg warmers as Jabba the Hut has of wearing a thong.  So Jalen asks me if they are going to get to go next and I’m talking to him about it when I feel a tap on my shoulder.  I turn my head upward and looking up at a guy who is just about my height, and probably about 220-230.  He leans into me and kind of pushes me with his shoulder and says “I heard you got something to say about my wife, why don’t you say it to me”.

Now I got excited.

Anger turned to anticipation.  I wanted to piss this guy off.  I stood up completely where I was now clearly a little taller than him and stepped into him pressing backwards.  Speaking quite a bit louder than the hushed tone he used I said “You mean that ugly bitch over there?” and nodded toward his woman.  He stumbled back a little bit and a hint of a smirk crossed my face.  He got back in my face and said “I don’t like your attitude” and I responded with “If your bitch had taught your kids any type of manners I wouldn’t have an attitude”.  He says “Call her a bitch again and I’m going to do something about it” and I responded “If you want to take this outside we can, but you better bring your bitch and kids to scrape your ass off the curb when I get done stomping your fucking face into it”… not the nicest thing I’ve ever said to anyone, but I really wasn’t in the mood to be messed with and it more than got my point across.  He took a step back and held his hands up and said something about me needing to chill out in front of the kids though I don’t recall what it was word for word because there was a stupid PA announcement going on that said they were closing shortly.

I proceeded to tell him my kids were next, then the kids in line behind them were next, and if he didn’t like getting in the back of the line like everyone else had to then we were going to have a problem.  He mumbled something as he turned away and walked around to the other side of the machine where he grabbed his oldest kid by the hand and pulled him to the back of the line with his wife in tow complaining about me.  The 11-12 year old kid that was behind Jalen in line said “Thanks for not letting her jump ahead of everyone”.    While my kids took their turn on the ride I just kept staring back and the bitch and her husband.  After they were done we checked the lines for the other things and everything was long so we just ended up leaving.

I’m never going back to that fucking place again.

On a lighter note, today is a good day to drink right? I think that’s exactly what I’ll do after I get off work.  Three days till I’m going back to Cali.  Can’t fucking wait.  I’ll drink to that.


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See what had happened…

March 8th, 2010 Josh No comments

So I had a bit of an accident Friday morning, and I made a post on Facebook about getting into a fight with a wall and the floor and losing which prompted many questions about what happened.  Since I’m a bit tired of repeating the story and I’m always up for poking fun at myself I’ll just explain what happened here, with the assistance of my awesome whiteboard and drawing skills.  You bitches better recognize…

So there I was sleeping peacefully on the living room couch Friday morning.  This is normal for me, since I don’t have a television in my room right now and I have trouble sleeping without one going in the background.

Me sleeping on the couch all warm and cozy like

Sleep is pretty awesome!

Eventually my plan of sleeping in till the last possible minute was being foiled by both Travis walking around the living room and my Iphone’s alarm going off to tell me if I don’t get up now I will surely be late.  It’s really very subtle…

Imagine it yelling at you, thats what it was doing!

Imagine it yelling at you, thats what it was doing!

Now I needed to get up, but before I get to that part let me show you the layout of the living room.  Keep in mind this isn’t exactly scale, but you can get the rough idea.  The front of the living room has  42 inch plasma HD television sitting on a steel stand that’s wedged between a corner closet and the stairs going up to the bedrooms.  Please note the sharp pointy corner on the wall by the closet.

Living Room

Living Room

Sorry about the lighting in the pic, I threw this little thing together pretty quick so don’t expect everything to be top notch here.  I’m working with limited materials.

Anyway, what I did after shutting off my alarm was stand up by the right side of the couch really fast because I realized I had like two minutes to get ready and leave or I was going to be late.  I felt a bit light headed when I stood up, and the last thing I remember is going to take a step forward… then everything went black.  There was a huge noise, Travis came running into the living room from the kitchen (note his bald spot, I’m all about the details!) to see what just happened.

X was where I stood up

X was where I stood up

Now it doesn’t look like a long distance, but my scale is off.  From where I stood to where I fell was probably 3-4 steps.  I woke back up and looked up at Travis asking if I was alright…

The foggy view as I first regained conciousness

The foggy view as I first regained conciousness

So when I stood up, I blacked out, fell forward taking a few steps to try and keep my balance and falling head first into the corner of pain.  Based on the damage to my face, it appears that the right side of my face hit pretty flush against the corner and just missed the TV stand where I knocked a few blu-ray discs that were hanging off the edge off the rear of the stand.  Then my head bounced on the tile floor and I rolled over onto my back where I regained consciousness.  My response to Travis asking me if I was okay was “How did I get here?” and I was pretty confused and in a lot of pain.

I have a bruise that runs from the top right corner of my head all the way down my cheek, a red burn mark on the same cheek, and somehow I put a really bad bruise on my right earlobe.  My knee was on fire and I discovered that I covered the entire top of my right knee with the worst carpet burn I’ve ever seen.  Later I also discovered a really bad bruise on my left bicep from the fall.  Travis said it sounded like I sprinted across the living room and dove head first into the wall, which is probably about how it happened. I’m really lucky I didn’t get bounced between the corner and the TV stand, or I could have been in much worse shape.

I got up and gimped around to get dressed and get to work on time, where Travis spent time telling everyone what happened and making fun of me for the day.  I got checked out later in the day at a walk in clinic and the doctor told me it was probably just a momentary low blood pressure issue, though I checked out and everything was normal.  She advised me to take my time getting out of bed.  My face is telling me the same thing.  Hopefully I won’t be picking anymore fights with walls & floors.

So to make myself feel better I offer up one last image for this entry, fortunately for everyone this isn’t one that I created on a small whiteboard.  Hot redheads with huge boobs always cheer me up.

Christina Hendricks @ the Oscars

Christina Hendricks @ the Oscars

If you want to see more of her, check out the gallery at What Would Tyler Durden Do.

Until I write again…

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Winter is Officially Coming to HBO

March 3rd, 2010 Josh No comments

I’ve been following the development of the pilot episode of Game of Thrones since it was announced that HBO picked up the rights to the series over two years ago.  For those of you not familiar with the title it is the first book in George RR Martin’s epic fantasy series The Song of Ice & Fire.  The story isn’t your typical high fantasy like so many Lord of the Rings clones, it is filled with a gritty realism found in characters that are not either good or bad, but very human.  The story is graphic, intense, exciting, engaging and fantastical from start to the end of the 4th book (5-7 have yet to be released).  Also the nature of the story telling have always led me to believe an excellent adaptation could be done for either film or television.  The story is far to big for a series of films, and regular television stations aren’t capable of airing the material without severe editing.  Only HBO could possibly pull off this project so it’s official announcement that HBO gave the greenlight to the first season after previewing the pilot episode last month.  I have doubts HBO can put enough of the story of each book into a ten episode season, but I can’t wait to see what they pull off.  I’ll be hoping some fanboy gets a hold of the pilot at HBO and leaks it like the True Blood one was.  HBO did release the first promo shot of the series, which looks to be taken from the prologue of the first book.

gameofthronespromo

If you want to read more about the series check out the link to the side for Winter is Coming, a blog dedicated to the production news on the show.   And if you haven’t read the books, then shame on you.  Get that shit done.

Funny sidenote… I didn’t have my blog bookmarked so I went to do a google search for it, and they following happened thanks to Google’s autocomplete.

googlesearchev

I just want to know why everything that is excessive is bad?  It wouldn’t have been so bad if I was buried under excessive celebration, or excessive cleavage, or excessive sex for golf pros.  Not this site, we are under urine and saliva.  I guess I can tell Kanye what it’s like to wake up to be the shit and the urine.

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TRF #3

February 12th, 2010 Josh No comments

I don’t have a fancy intro this time… this is just stuff I compiled over the last two weeks and purged it here like a supermodel after a trip to Taco Bell.

The Superbowl

Was like watching a couple of cute college lesbians have a pillow fight in their panties… it was a fun game to watch, but I didn’t care if the brunette or the redhead won.  I was a little tired of hearing about the two things that every sports show was covering for the two weeks before the game .  Peyton Manning is the best QB ever, and the Saints are a great story because of Katrina.  Both may be true but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t tired of hearing about them.   The game delivered for entertainment value, and it was nice to see one of the coaches I like in the league take some risks and get rewarded.  Congrats to the redhe Saints.

Side note… There is a lot of talk of Peyton Manning being a choke artist again and not preforming well in big games.  His playoff record of 9-9 keeps getting tossed around which I find sort of funny.  The Colts have been good enough because because of Manning that they are consistently one of the top seeds, usually getting a bye, and as a result playing teams at the end of the year that are usually at the top of their game.  Being 9-9 against the best each and every year, isn’t really bad.  It’s not like they are losing a bunch of wild card games every year.  Ripping on Manning for one bad play in the Superbowl is ridiculous.

I don’t really recall any outstanding commercials this year.  The Tebow anti-abortion ad wasn’t worth the hoopla, and the only ads I really remember were the first few Bud Light spots.  Pretty bland overall.  Speaking of bland, when the age of every member of the halftime show is older than the Superbowl itself, it’s probably not that entertaining.  I suppose I could blame Janet Jackson’s nipple for The Who being the halftime show, but really it’s just old white people who are to blame.  I find it odd that networks are all opposed to a little boob shot, but have no problems performers who have a history with child porn.  I was half expecting to see Chris Hansen show up at halftime and interrupt the show.  I’ve read the notes on him being let off and what his excuse was for paying for access to the material.   However just because he didn’t download any onto his PC doesn’t mean he wasn’t viewing it, which isn’t really any better than having it in your possession is it?

Entertainment

Zombieland:  Picked up the blu-ray sight unseen based on reviews from my friends.  I think my expectations were a bit high going in which left me with a certain amount of disappointment when the movie ended.  I’d compare it to when you first sleep with a hot girl that you have imagined to be extremely great in bed, but she actually has no enthusiasm and ends up being boring.  Sure it’s a bit satisfying, but it was less spectacular than you were expecting.  After a second viewing over the weekend I think I enjoyed it a bit more since I was just watching it for enjoyment and I realized that I should have approached it like an average looking girl who is fun and frisky in bed.  That’s Zombieland, a 6.5 that tries hard and has fun which makes the experience more enjoyable than the packaging.

Dollhouse: Watched the series finale after downloading the missing episode from season 1, which was actually the prequel to the finale.  I thought it was a great way to wrap up the series.  The show had a few problems to begin with (mostly Eliza Dushku’s acting being blown away by the rest of the cast), but by the end it was really sorting those out and the attachment to the characters had gotten much deeper over the last few episodes.  I’m disappointed it’s going away, but not on the same level of Joss’s previous series Firefly.  I really hope someday he lands a series on a HBO or Showtime where he can do more without the typical constraints of network television.

Game of Thrones:  Based on comments on Winter is Coming and Martin’s blog some HBO execs have already screened the pilot.  There are also reports of them renting out the location the pilot was shot in for the next 5 years, so a series order seems probable.  The list of HBO’s future shows looks really strong with Game of Thrones, Treme (from David Simon), and Boardwalk Empire.  Martin also posted in his blog he is pushing 1200 pages on the manuscript for the 5th book, which means it has to be getting close to completion.  In anticipation of it showing up sometime this year I’ve been listening to the first book again in audio format, and the narration is exceptional.  Fans of the series should really check out the audio books.

Speaking of books, or in this case graphic novels, a friend posted on her Facebook page a little bit ago about reading Vol 1 of Niel Gaimon’s Sandman series which got me thinking about reading it again since its been probably ten years since I read it the first time.  Instead of digging through my stuff in storage looking for it I just went out and purchased it again, along with a few other books that maybe I’ll get around to posting my thoughts on later.  My list of things to read is actually getting pretty long.  I’m not sure how I’m going to get through my backlog anytime soon.

Poker

Played the Sunday Million tournament on Stars two weeks ago, the one with the 2 Million dollar guaranteed prize pool which actually ended up being over 3 million.  I ended up cashing for a little more than my buy in.  Shortly after the money bubble broke I lost a flip with with a pair of 5’s to AJ and was out.   Pretty good considering I only really had 4 hands the entire time I was playing.  I survived mostly by stealing and getting lucky to spike a 3 outer about two hours in the one time I was short and was trying to resteal.  I have a pretty good string of cashing in events like this, just never making it really deep where the big money is at.  I sort of feel like I’m due to make a good run, but I haven’t been playing enough tournaments to actually have that happen.

Last weekend I put money back on Full Tilt to give Rush Poker a try.  I put in 1 quick thousand hands over the weekend and was winning at a 38bb/100 clip.  It would have been much higher if it wasn’t for losing the two largest pots where I was a more than a 90% favorite when the money went in.   Hooray for short term variance.  I’ve played a bit of full ring and 6-max, and so far the full ring has produced better results for me though 6-max has been decent.

Nothing interesting about playing live to discuss.  Assuming the weather is decent I plan on heading over to Council Bluffs next weekend to play in a couple of WSOP circuit events.  I also finished booking my trip to LA I am taking in March.  Will be playing some cash games at the Commerce and maybe playing some WSOP events over at Harrah’s Rincon if we feel like driving a couple hours.  I’ve been looking around for things to do in LA besides play cards and I’m not finding much that looks interesting to me.

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VD and Award Show Hipocracy

February 1st, 2010 Josh No comments

So I watched the Grammy’s last night while flipping back and forth with the pro-bowl and I noticed something was missing… Kanye West.  I just can’t figure out why he would not be at the biggest music award show of the year when he is one of the largest personalities, not to mention most talented people, in the entire industry.  This is the same guy who’s first 3 albums have been up for Album of the year, and from 2005 to 2009 he won 12 Grammy’s out of 29 total nominations and his last album is arguably his best, though apparently the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences didn’t think so.  Admittedly Kayne has a sketchy past with award shows.  Everyone knows about the Taylor Swift incident at MTV’s award show, which was completely blown out of proportion, and he got mad at the Grammy’s when his speech thanking his dead mother was cut off by an insensitive program director among other incidents, but that’s exactly why he should be there.

Maybe I want something different from these shows that other people don’t.  I enjoy the outspoken and opinionated celebrity who isn’t afraid to say anything, because that is infinitely more interesting to me than all the cookie cutter appearances we get thanking god, moms, record execs and a bunch of other people we don’t know or care about in an effort to be nice.  Charles Barkley is my favorite sports personality because he isn’t afraid to say anything to anyone.  I watched SNL for the first time in probably 8 years because he was the host a couple months ago, sure it wasn’t great but it was interesting.  Apparently in the land of free speech and open conversation, we only want to hear from people we agree with and that means Kanye can’t be at the Grammy’s.  Why is interesting so much to ask for?

I do think it was great that Taylor Swift, the girl who couldn’t maintain a steady pitch during her performance, won album of the year.  Way to solidify the status of your show as a joke.  She should probably thank Kanye too, since his stunt at the other award show built up sympathy for her to win, because it was not her overwhelming musical talent that won that award.

On another note… I mentioned the other day on Facebook that I set up a rule in my email that any emails containing the word Valentine would get automatically moved to the trash bin.  I’ve gotten a bit of grief over my negative attitude towards Valentines Day so I’ll expand on it here for anyone who gives a shit.  I’ll admit that I have never been fond of the Hallmark holiday, but I think I have good reasons.  Most importantly I’ve never understood the need for there to be a day where I should show affection toward my loved ones more than other days.  Shouldn’t they know it every day based on my actions?  Then when you add in the commercialism of the whole day which is what prompted my Facebook post in the first place.  I can’t stand how all of a sudden rose prices go from 12.99 a dozen to 49.99 a dozen, and I get flooded with advertisements wanting me to purchase everything from heart shaped pizzas to hand made teddy bears. I just don’t feel obligated to do these things on one particular day.  Maybe VD works out best for the people who have trouble communicating with their significant others, or those who aren’t using protection.  See what I did there?

So the other day while ranting about the commercialism of VD to my pal Brandee, she dug up some links for some… lets call them interesting… VD gifts that I thought I would share for those if you who are doing last minute shopping.  There is this kickass yellow hoodie, or if you want to go the more traditional jewelery route here is a lovely charm or even some nice suckers if candy works out better for you.  I know some people like to pick up pampering supplies for baths and such, so here is another great idea or you could try the Twilight version for the people who are fans of those books and films.   Of course if all else fails, I highly recommend a vampire vagina mole.  Who wouldn’t want one of those?

Side note – since the VD rule is working so well on my inbox, it’s going to spread to every other holiday too.  I might skip doing it to fathers day because maybe I’ll buy myself a gift though.

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Lists!

January 22nd, 2010 Josh No comments

For the most part I’m not really uptight about anything.  My friends ask me where I want to go eat or what I want to go do, and I usually let them pick and just go with whatever.  However when it comes to pop culture stuff like movies and music I get a bit anal about labeling everything.  I didn’t even realize it until it was pointed out to me a couple weeks ago when I said something about some song being my 3rd favorite on a CD while driving.  So for the last couple weeks I’ve been watching myself to see how often I do that, and yea… it’s like a habit.

Anyway another one of my friends tells me today that she updated her blog with her 100 favorite movies and suggested I do the same thing.  “It’s fun” she says, so whatever I go along with it.  I took her list, removed all the stuff I don’t like, and rebuilt it to make it better stronger and faster.

I ran into a few problems though.  First I realized it’s hard to pinpoint a favorite movie because on any given day I’d consider any one of the movies that made my top ten my current favorite depending on what I’m in the mood for.  So while the top ten are in fact my top ten, they are completely interchangeable.    Another thing I had a problem with was how to judge films against each other.  Since it’s my list and I get to call all the shots, I decided I’d go with entertainment value as based on quality of the film plus replayability.  So while a movie like American History X is a really well done movie, the subject matter keeps me from rewatching it regularly and dropping it way down on my list.  On the flip side a movie like 8 Mile which was reasonably good, but not spectacular from a film making/story standpoint, moves way up my list because the entertainment I get from repeated viewings.  Also I discovered that after number 40 or so it was getting harder to decide what I liked better between two films, so everything from 40+ is nearly interchangeable.

I also listed the Trilogy’s as one entry in most cases.  Sure we all know Empire Strikes Back is better than Jedi, but I wanted to leave room for other films.  Also note the Matrix is not listed as a trilogy and I shouldn’t have to explain why.

If I left something off I’m gonna be pissed at myself…

1. Shawshank Redemption 51. Anchorman
2. Rounders 52. Inglorious Basterds
3. Tombstone 53. Kung Fu Panda
4. The Usual Suspects 54. Independence Day
5. Chasing Amy 55. Major League
6. Serenity 56. Set it Off
7. Menace II Society 57. The Three Musketeers
8. Clerks II 58. Pirates of the Caribbean
9. Stardust 59. The Color of Money
10. Pulp Fiction 60. Shawn of the Dead
11. Good Will Hunting 61. Grandma’s Boy
12. 8 Mile 62. He’s Got Game
13. Fight Club 63. The Departed
14. Finding Forrester 64. Braveheart
15. Children of Men 65. In Bruges
16. Dogma 66. Van Wilder
17. Clerks 67. Ratatouille
18. Inside Man 68. Reservoir Dogs
19. The Dark Knight 69. Adventures in Babysitting
20. Batman Begins 70. Labyrinth
21. The Matrix 71. Bull Durham
22. Waiting… 72. The Girl Next Door
23. Mallrats 73. The Big Lebowski
24. Donnie Darko 74. Young Guns
25. Superbad 75. Tin Cup
26. Last Samurai 76. Spaceballs
27. Gladiator 77. The Breakfast Club
28. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 78. Trading Places
29. The Italian Job 79. Memento
30. Lord of the Rings Trilogy 80. Sleepers
31. Boondock Saints 81. True Romance
32. The Lion King 82. Stand by Me
33. Point Break 83. Army of Darkness
34. Star Wars Trilogy (origional) 84. Snatch
35. Zack & Miri Make a Porno 85. I am Legend
36. Equilibrium 86. The Chronicles of Riddick
37. Kill Bill 1 & 2 87. Jerry Mcguire
38. Ronin 88. Iron Man
39. The Bourne Trilogy 89. Constantine
40. Terminator 2: Judgment Day 90. Red Dawn
41. Office Space 91. Lucky Number Slevin
42. Booty Call 92. Requiem for a Dream
43. Hoosiers 93. American Beauty
44. The Hangover 94. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
45. A Few Good Men 95. Enemy Mine
46. Star Trek (2009) 96. Crash
47. Jay Silent Bob Strike Back 97. Se7en
48. 40 Year Old Virgin 98. Willow
49. A Time to Kill 99. American History X
50. Hero 100. A Christmas Story
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